Posh has implants?

I can't figure it out...and by "it", I mean if Victoria is human or alien. She looks absolutely ridiculous from head to toe. Normally, I think she looks fab, but I mean...not here. Utterly ridiculous.
Sorry for the lack of posting today, but I have not found anything worth discussing today and work has been semi busy, and I have been semi lazy. Have a smashing weekend!

The Not So News

- In nasty news today, apparently Dustin Diamond (aka Screech) made a sex tape. Why? I don't know. Who is having sex with him? Hell if I know and I really don't wanna know, but of course, TMZ has a clip. There is supposed to be more to come later, but as I have said many times...I have seen enough, thank you. There isn't a whole lot of visual stuff to see in the clip, but seeing him in a bubble bath and the dialogue alone makes me want to pour bleach in my eyes and puncture my eardrums with a rusty nail. But really folks...who wouldn't want to get with that?

- Daniel Smith's death has been confirmed as being caused by a "cocktail" of several things...or something. I am tired of hearing about it already. [people]

- Banoonce and Gwenyth friends? Huh...wha...who? This seems like an unlikely pair...I mean...what in the hell do they have to talk about? A Grammy and an Oscar are not the same thing. [dlisted]

- Avril Lavigne is a real F-----g lady, especially to the razzi's. [tmz]

- Myspace is expected to increase in value to $15 billion in the next three years. I wonder what Tom is up to today and if maybe he would like to go to dinner sometime?[yahoo]

- Apparently Candy Bergin had a small stroke, but is expected to make a full recovery. [jch]

Talk about a "model" home

These boys give new meaning to the words "Model" Home, and yes that pun is VERY intended. A bunch of models loaded up a bus from NYC to New Orleans to help build a new home for a family that lost their home to Katrina.

Read more about this great cause and see more pictures of hot model men at the Model Home Project website.

It's gettin' hot in here

The A/C in my office went out and I am literally in hell. It is hot and miserable and I am not getting any work done at all. I just praise Jesus my Lord and Savior that it didn't go out a month ago, because Charlie would be calling in sick okay.

I'll be your stylist

Okay, granted, Tiger Woods IS a straight man, but damnit, he is rich enough to have a stylist and really, the least his wife could do is make sure he never walks out of the house looking like a preppy gangsta kindergarten student okay. As a gay man, I like to pride myself on my sense of style and knowing what looks good and what works for people. To make this outfit more attractive I would do 8 things to make him more presentable. Granted, I am not sure what event he is at, but in the background it looks like it has something to do with animals or putt putt golf?

1. This shirt is too big. He needs to bring it down one size for a less "trying to be baggy on purpose" look. That is a 1MX shirt from Express for god's sake, it isn't meant to be worn like that.
2. Unbutton one more button for a less stuffy look.
3. Roll the sleeves up because they are clearly too long.
4. I don't like the number 4 so I am not giving a fourth thing he can do.
5. Tuck the shirt in if you are going to leave your sleeves in the down position.
6. The pants are too baggy. A slimmer pant would be better...maybe something with a bootcut as well.
7. The shoes are okay, but a more sporty shoe, possibly a "bowling" type shoe or a brown square toed loafer might be more appropriate for this outfit...IF he were to wear a slimmer pant. The color is good though.
8. Strike a different pose. Maybe a Starlet-esque over the shoulder pose? You look like a nerdy kindergarten student who is posing for a student ID for God's sake.

PS - I almost bought that shirt this weekend. It looked FAB on me, but I have enough purple and pink in my wardrobe to last me a good while.

Ring the Alarm

If Beyonce skerred you in her Ring the Alarm video...how about Boyonce ...the white male drag dressing version of Beyonce, doing his own thing in his rendition of the same video. I have seen enough...thank you.



PS - Where did this drag queen get the money to make such a good quality music video parody?

The Not So News

- Cingular will be the exclusive carrier for the Apple iPhone when it is launched in early 2007. [thinksecret]

- Hayden Panettiere gets wasted at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Party. Is she even old enough to drink anything other than formula? [bastardly]

- Paris Hilton has been charged with a DUI in her recent drunk driving incident. I wonder if a person can get a life sentence and/or the death penalty for misdemeanor charges? [TMZ]

- Miss Cleo tells all. She once told all she was psychic, but now she is telling all that she is a big lez. My powers clearly aren't working, because I didn't see that one coming...or is it because I don't...really...care? Good for her anyway...I am so glad that Lance Bass came out, because he has now paved the way for former celelbrities and former late night informercial hosts who ripped off millions to follow his lead. Kudos Candy Bar to both of them. [advocate]

Lohan is such a sneaky snake

PageSix is reporting on Lindsay Lohan's lastest devilish firecrotch antics to try to get her Pink Taco Man, Harry Morton, back. I scratched devilish because instead of being smart about getting him back, she actually went with the latter and tried using her crotch:

LINDSAY Lohan hatched a devious plan to make her ex-boyfriend Harry Morton so jealous that he'd fly back into her arms and drive her nemesis Paris Hilton crazy at the same time - but so far, the strategy hasn't worked. On Friday, the day after Morton dumped Lohan and she mysteriously turned up at arch-rival Hilton's house for a party, Lohan's rep Leslie Sloane Zelnik chirped that Lohan and Morton were back together. But it wasn't so. The devious redhead was overheard calling Hilton's ex-love Stavros Niarchos on Saturday to ask for help in getting her revenge. According to our earwitness, Lohan told Niarchos, "No one can know I got dumped . . . You will look like a total stud, and it will drive Paris crazy [if we hang out together]." Niarchos, who fooled around with Hilton just last week, was amenable to the plan. And so the pair appeared Sunday at Dragonfly in L.A. "where they held hands and made out all night and then drove in separate cars back to [Lohan's] suite at the Chateau."
Zelnik didn't return calls. But Morton hasn't swallowed the bait. Spies say Morton, who is sober and does not like to party, broke it off with Lohan because, "She was just too much for him. He tried to calm her down and succeeded a little bit - but it was exhausting. That, and she was extremely jealous and would harass him with texts, e-mails and phone calls constantly."

The article also reports that the Chateau Marmont is finally going to be rid of Lohan and her partying ways now that she has made the decision to move out of the hotel and into her unsold apartment in the Sierra Towers. Okay, can I just say that this girl is dumb. If she REALLY wanted to send this man into a tizzy she would have shown up in public and been snapped with someone who is even more sober than Morton is okay, because that plan to mug down with Starving Nachos is about as transparent as looking out a clean glass window. Furthermore, I have a feeling her plan would not work, and I speak from experience when I say this, when one person dates another person who likes to party their ass off 24-7, but the other person doesn't it is only a matter of time before the party of two comes to an end. Can someone give this girl some lessons in keeping her man?

The Not So News

- Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler is set to reveal that he has Hepatitus C to Access Hollywood. [dlisted]

- The Hoff's 14 year old daughter tried to commit suicide Sunday night by cutting herself. I mean...I know the teen years are full of angst and crazy emotions, but I really can't imagine what it would be like to have all that added to the fact that David Hasselhoff is my dad. [TMZ]

Review: Brothers & Sisters (ABC)

There is so much good tv on this season, that I am afraid once the Fall lineup goes into full force I will never be leaving the house. Last night was the Season opener for Desperate Housewives, and while there were some funny spots, I was mosty very underwhelmed with the episode. I am sure things will get going after a few episodes, but last night was slightly disappointing. Eva Longoria's hair was a hair don't. Go back to dark hair please. Following DH in Grey's old timeslot is a new show called Brothers & Sisters. I was never in a state of mind where I was like, "OH MY GOD, I CAN'T wait for this show". After seeing last night's episode I came away surprised that I liked the show. It follows the lives of a family that have more in common with regular families than I have seen in a while. In true mother daughter fashion there is a very strained relationship between Sally Field's character and Calista Flockheart's but we aren't really sure why. A brother who has come back from the war in Afghanistan who seems to have a crack in him. A gay brother, who is single and works a lot. I have heard of gay critics saying that this is one of the more boring gay characters out there. You know what, as a gay man, this character is not very far from me and a lot of my friends. It seems that if the gay isn't there providing comic relief Jack McFarland style then he isn't being representative of the gay population. I am tired of the same gay stereotypes being portrayed on TV. They are pissed when there aren't enough gay characters, and then they are pissed because the character who isn't blatantly a homo. Then you have another daughter whose marriage is not stable and could possibly had an affair at a former job. To round it out, the dad has been embezzling money from pension funds and has a mysterious blonde woman in his office the day before he dies of a heart attack exclaiming she can't pay her bills. I like what I have seen of this show, because they are portraying actual family drama that happens in real life, and I am hoping that ABC doesn't cancel it after 3 episodes.

iPod Update

So, my worst fears were realized Saturday when I took lil Charlieboy to the Apple Store to hopefully have some life put back in him. To my dismay, there was nothing they could do for the poor thing. The tech staff was, of course, like...you can do the recylce program and get 10% off the purchase of a new iPod. Let me just say, that I KNEW it was going to come to this and I was prepared. Let me also just say that I can't live without my iPod. I LOVE it. I take it all over the place with me. You never know when you are gonna need to whip it out with the AM/FM transmitter to get a party started with a fantastic playlist. At any rate, say hello to my new friend, the 5th Generation Video iPod...
When I took the old Charlieboy up to the counter, the saleskid wrapped him in a cardboard sleeve and said..."any last words dude?". In true dramatic fashion I looked at him and made my lip quiver and looked down at semi yelled..."why did you have to leave me!!!!" in one of those breakdown crying voices. Then I immediately snapped back and was like..."oh, I can't be mad at him...he was good to me". I then turned around and walked the hell out of the store with my new iPod and couldn't wait for our new life together to begin.

My iPod died!

It is a sad sad day for me today. My iPod has died and I am so distraught and upset that I am going to take half the day off to mourn it. I am going to take it to the Apple Store and see if they can breathe life into it, but I am afraid that they won't be able to. Somebody hold me.

Nothing in This World

Shoot me for posting his video...I don't care. I know it is a complete ripoff of the movie "The Girl Next Door", but I like it for some reason.

Tim Gunn is quite lovely

I just stumbled across Tim Gunn's podcast on iTunes, and I LOVE LOVE LOVE it. For those who don't know who Tim is or don't watch Project Runway, you can ignore this posting. He gives his opinion about the designers and each show, what he loves and what he hates. He is very blunt and matter of fact of his opinion and it is quite lovely.
If you haven't subscribed, you should TOTALLY do it and listen to what he has to say. Just open your iTunes and click on the iTunes Store, go to Podcasts, and search for Tim Gunn. He dishes about the good, the bad, and everything that is going on behind the scenes that doesn't make it to tv.

I <3 David Muir

I make sure that I am awake every morning by 7:15 so that I can see David Muir do his news segment, and then I fall back to sleep for 10 minutes.

I'm Bringin' Angry Back

I don't know the deets of this story, because I really couldn't care less about why Justin is angry and trying to protect Hagatha D, but I will tell you how I read these photos. Clearly Cammy Diaz has somehow taken control of his mind, quite possibly by the locket that was used to control Dr. Marlena Evans on DOOL, but the camera flashes have temporarily brought him to his senses and I don't think he is angry so much as he is trying to warn all of us in this picture:

and that warning is..."don't look directly at her ugly mug or she will steal your soul and leave you as one of the living dead forced to do her bidding for all of eternity...just like me...who can't seem to get away from her."
[x17online]

The Not So News

- Paris Hilton admits to LAPD that she isn't the "brightest bulb on the sign" and that like...she totally "has a hard time remembering things". [pagesix]

- Um...what?!?!? DMX was raped? How does something like that happen to a big name rapper? And his wife stands by his side and believes this. We are supposed to believe that a woman held him down and dropped herself on his rod? Stranger things have happened I guess.[aolmusic]

- Joe Namath's daughter named as homewrecker in a bitter divorce battle. [pagesix]

Afternoon Delight

I haven't posted the pic of a hot guy in a while, so here ya go:

Courney Love to Sponsor Whitney?

Would you really want someone like this to be your sponsor if you were trying to get clean and sober?

According to imdb.com Clive Davis' concern for the megastar is so intense that he called on Courtney Love to step in and paint a picture of what life would be like for Whitney...unfortch I don't think the picture she is gonna paint isvery far from where Whitney is right now.

"Music mogul Clive Davis was so upset by pal Whitney Houston's decline into a drug hell, he called on rocker Courtney Love to mentor the troubled soul star, according to US reports. Love, who has gone through her own drug abuse problems and now insists she's clean and sober, jumped at the chance to help another struggling star and agreed to stage an intervention with Davis. According to the new issue of America's Us Weekly magazine, Love and Houston have become unlikely friends and former Hole star Love has turned Houston onto her own addiction counselor Warren Boyd. The publication claims Davis, who discovered Houston, is paying for her expensive counseling sessions."

The only thing I can think of these two discussing is how to hide the tracks running down their arms and legs, if they have any dealers in common, and memories of those CUHRAZY wild nights while they were high on any kind of junk they could get their hands on. I mean...really...Courtney Love? When you start using her as an example of how to live you are clearly out of options and scraping the bottom of the barrel, but sometimes you just have to do what you have to do. I can hear Clive saying, "Whitney, honey, I want you to hang out with CLove for a little while, so that you can see what your life is gonna be like if you don't start listening to McGruff and just saying 'no', because clearly listening to a cartoon dog on television is not enough motivation for you."

Cojo dissed Joan Collins attire?!?!?

Apparently Joan Collins is not happy with a scathing review that Cojo offered up on her at the Emmy's this year. Cojo's exact words were: "dripping with rhinestones from Brooklyn" and said it was a "sparkle attack." He called her outfit "Beyond over the top." She responded by calling him "a horrible hideous man." First of all to Cojo, "hi kettle, you're black". You wanna talk about being over the top have a gander in the mirror, assuming they haven't all shattered in fear that casting your reflection will cause the entire world to turn into pillars of salt. Secondly to Joan I have to say, I would find it hard to take criticism from a scary queen that dresses like this: I mean really...brooches and purple silk scarves are for ladies and drag queens. Wait...I think Steven here could probably be considered being on the cusp of being a drag queen, but that still doesn't make it right. And can we also discuss how Joan is like 70+ years old and looks f'ing flawless. Cojo can only dream to be so lucky as to look as glam as Joan okay. And I am sure she doesn't have vital organs that are so embarassed to be inside of her that they would rather just stop working than provide life.
[jch]

Chyna does karateoake

I have never witnessed a scene quite like this, and I admit to being mentally disturbed for approximately 4 minutes 32 seconds after I witnessed this in shock and awe. Someone tell her that a drunken rasp may have worked for Iron Maiden and Janis Joplin, but doesn't work so much for her. Raspy sounds does not a singer make. I am not going to tell her because I don't want to get body slammed into next week okay.


And is it just me or is that Fergie in the background dancing like one of those rock star's girlfriends that Chyna plants a smooch on?

Cocaine in a Can

Now instead of crowding into a gay bar toilet stall with 5 of your closest friends, vying to hoover a line of Coke up your crusty and worn out septum, you can just pour yourself a nice cold glass of Cocaine to keep your party bumpin' (pun intended). Sure it is highly addictive and probably destroys more brain cells than blow does, but it doesn't have the cost of an 8 ball and it won't cause you to come crashing down like those regular energy drinks. It is like Red Bull but...like...totally more stronger by like 350% and WAY more glamorous and totally legal ya'll. Try a glass today![nypost]

Ghetto Fried Chicken

You ain't seen ghetto until you seen Mizz Peachez fry up some chicken right next to the chicken house while her 19 chirens sit round bangin tha table wantin sum cheekin okay.

The Not So News

- Clive Davis is optimistic of a Whitney Houston comeback as early as the beginning of next year. [pagesix]

- Cheryl Ladd has a "a devil of an attitude toward gays" according to Frank DeCaro of OutQ radio, because she cancelled a promotion of her new book. Her publicist said: "Cheryl's camp is not that comfortable doing the OutQ show . . . it's not the target audience." Seeing as how her book is about menopause, I would have to agree with Cheryl, because other than Frank DeCaro, anything about menopause is the next to the last thing that this homo would want to hear about on the radio. BTW, while on the topic of OutQ and Sirius Satelite Radio, I do LOVE me some Larry Flick and Derek & Romaine![pagesix]

- Creepy Pimp Daddy Joe Simpson has joined the razzi's in the game of trying to get great money shots of his daughters. What in the hell is wrong with him? [radar]

- When you go from being hot to being called the lost twin of Style Network's Robert Verdi, it is time for a comeback. Yeah...we're talking to you Vin Diesel. [usweekly]

- Brad Pitt set to become the new "Ethan Hunt" in Mission Impossible: IV, now that Cruiseazy has been ousted from Paramount, and becoming the highest paid actor in Hollywood history. [bwe]

The Office

There was a woman that used to work at a county agency that I deal with that sat on one of these...hers was white, but I wanted to bust that thing everytime I saw it and hope that when she fell she would crack her false teeth. Is that wrong of me? I promise I am not a violent person, she just got on my ever living last nerve.

The Not So News

- Elisabeth Hasselback has been unable to control her big Republican cry baby emotions now that Rosie has been added to The View. Is she crying because of her political views or the fact that she will be collecting unemplurment with Star Jones next year? [dlisted]

- Looks like the bulimicly thin models are going to have to learn how to keep their food down, as the "no skinny model" policy seems like it might spread far and near. [socialitelife]

- David Duchovny has sweaty ass crack? WHA?!?!? [sno]

- "Jessica and Ashlee will reap the dismal crops they are sowing. Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither and they will be left with nothing but a hollow shell." This from a man of the cloth. Wonder why he says nothing about Joe pimping them out to fill his own offering plate? [socialitelife]

- Anna Nicole is making money off her son's death and he isn't even in the ground yet. Good to know that his life is worth all of $650K. Whatever happened to common decency and respect for the dead?[nydailynews]

- The cast of Smallville was on hand for the CW Launch Party for Smallville. Is it just me or is this one of the best damn looking casts on television? I can't say a bad word about the appearance of any of these people...well...Aaron Ashmore doesn't do a whole lot for me, but the rest of them are heaven. Oh, and according to Michael Ausiello, Tori Spelling will be appearing on Smallville this season. [justjared]

Charlie does NOT recommend...

Prada Amber Pour Homme...it comes in a cute bottle, but does not smell cute!

People I am glad that I am not

You know...today has been a slightly hectic day, especially now after lunch, so I think I am going to take my aggression out on three people that I don't know and I am glad that I am not, because no matter how bad it gets...it could always be worse. Now, I present to you three people that I am glad that I am not.
I am guessing they are "Claymates" or something, which makes it all that much worse. If you know these three, then I am sorry for you...really sorry.

It's a slow day...

otherwise I wouldn't have even posted these pictures, because in reality I couldn't care less about this dynamic dud duo. First off all, it seems that Reichy LOVES the camera, and second of all he should know that taking photos when you are wasted never makes you look good okay. Go away already, nobody cares. Actually, I am not even going to post the pictures because why give them more press they don't deserve.

Nicole Almost Follows Lindsay's lead

Here we see Nicole Richie leaving somewhere and holding her big ass Hermes Birkin over her face. She would totally have it stolen by a well informed and place Razzi, but thanks to Lindsay that is SO last week.
LOVE the boots though!
[SNO]

Before He Cheats...

I would have done this video a little bit different, but I also can't count how many times I have wanted to dig my key into the side of a pretty little supped up "four wheel drive".

The Not So News

- Celebrities auction off former "It" bags that are totally unfashionable and so last season on ebay for a good cause. I gotta say...I am disappointed in the selection. SJP's is cute, and so is Jamie Lynn Spears'...the rest, not so much. [source]

- The final collections for the Project Runway final four were unleashed during Fashion Week. If you are a better and more restrained person than I am, then you can keep yourself from looking at the final dresses. To see them side by side click here. [bwe]

That's all I got.

Jordan who?

Remember when Jordan Knight tried to launch a comeback and that comeback included an album launch and signing party in the Wal-Mart Fine Accessories Department? I don't remember either, because I wasn't there and it is a good thing because I would have laughed in his face. I mean...there comes a time when you just need to hang up your hat and call it a damn day okay. That day has come for Jordan Knight. NKOTB is done, you are done, and would probably do good to just use your experience or talents to produce albums or to clean the offices of production companies. SOMETHING! Luckily, there was one photographer who caught all the action.

Jordan warms up his wrist for the estimated 1's of 10's of people that he thinks are just dying to see him, because Lord knows this boy hasn't signed an cassette tape album since the late 80's before CD's even existed.

Now, all he has to do is sit and wait for the store manager to unlock the front doors for his excited fans and he will totally be back on top. What? The store is open 24 hours and the doors are always unlocked. Oh...sheesh...that's rough. BTW, is that his bodyguard in the brown stripes...or is it someone from loss prevention there to keep him from stealing toilet paper, but dressed as a regular customer so that Jordan never notices that someone is watching him?

Finally, someone recognizes him, and by the looks of her 100% denim ensemble, lace scrunchie, black roots, and country fried hair, I have a feeling she is still playing NKOTB in the tape deck of her Camaro. I am sure she is sporting some Keds and totally carrying a Liz Claiborne bag.

Of course, the day would not be complete without a visit from Jordan's biggest fan. That's right, I said it...his BIGGEST fan. And you can say..."Charlie you are going to hell for that one", but honey...the joke's on you...I am already going to hell for being a fag. But like I have said before, I will not be going to hell before the inventor of this doll. This concludes the Jordan Knight Wal-Mart tour. I wonder what is going through his mind after doing this? To have fallen so far...it's a shame. On the bright side, at least we can estimate that he at least sold two CD's that day, which isn't really a bright side when you consider that William Hung sold like 26 copies of his album. Jordan gets a "Poor Eve" from me.
[splashnewsonline]

It's The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown

Apparently Jessy Simpson heard a rumor that they were going to bring the popular Halloween cartoon to real life and she totally jumped on the bandwagon to get into character for her audition as the Great Pumpkin.

Seeing as how she apparently never actually saw end of the show, I guess it would have been better timing to tell her that the Great Pumpkin never really made an appearance despite Linus's insistance that he was going to, before she got this ridiculous "tan". For more pics, click the source link below.
[splashnewsonline]

Rise 'n' Shine

Brandon Lucas is HOT HOT HOT!

[kennethinthe212]

Remember when...

Kate Bosworth's chest didnt' resemble a chainlink fence?

What is wrong with this girl? AWFUL, she looks AWFUL.

The Not So News

- Rachel Bilson, of The O.C. fame, has been tapped to play Wonder Woman in Joss Whedon's big screen adaptation of the television show. She beat out Cameron Diaz, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Kate Beckinsale. NOW I know why Cammy died her hair black. I guess she thought it would help her get the role, because Wonder Woman had dark hair, BUT she forgot one thing...Wonder Woman also had flawless skin, and Cammy does not. In case you wanna know what it will be like, go here. [prinside]

- Anna Nicole was said to be so distraught after her son Daniel died that she had to be sedated to leave the hospital...no disrespect in her time of loss, but how is that different from any other day? [people]

Remember when...

Mena Suvari was stylish and pretty in a bizarre out of the ordinary way? Now, she is leaving the house with her hair looking like a Schitzu fresh from the groomers and seems hell bent on making a variation of brown and copper the new white, which was the new black for summer, but I have lost track of what the new black is for fall. From head to toe this outfit gets a "HELL TO THE NO".

I like a good carnival ride

Between his screeching like a Howler Monkey and her laughing like a Mad Scientist, I can't get enough of this video. It takes me back to the time I rode The Titan at Six Flags Arlington and I screamed so loud and high pitched that everyone three cars ahead and behind could hear me, and Brandon laughed the whole way around and then complained because he couldn't even enjoy the ride because he was laughing so hard at me. When the 12 year old girl behind me said I screamed louder than her the second time we rode I figured it was time to stop.

Lonelygirl15?

Who in the hell is this and why is it news that it has been discovered who she is? I have NEVER heard of this person or this video blog presented on youtube, but there is all kinds of buzz on the internet about how she isn't real. Does anyone else know why people are making a big wahoo about it?

Um...$9.50 for lotion?

Since when did Bath & Body Works start believing that their products were worth so much money? Yesterday, I had to go to the mall to pick up some new lenses for my glasses and my mother asked if I would pick up some Mango Mandarin Body Lotion for her while I was at the mall.

Of course, the unattractive sales girl tried to work her womanly ways on me and tried to get me to buy 3 to get the 4th free, and if I weren't gay, her voice didn't sound like Bea Arthur if Bea Arthur lived in Laguna Beach and was named Kristen or Alex, and her face didn't resemble the pizza I had just eaten...maybe I would have gone for it, but I replied, "four for three...what happened to three for two?" She didn't answer. I said...my mom sent me in for one, and that is all I am getting. "But you could totally surprise her with the extras". Um...sweetie...not at $9.50 a bottle, but thanks. I remember when these lotions were $6.50. What has happened, are they putting magic in the bottle too?

R.I.P. - Ann Richards

Adios to one of the most outspoken and popular governors in Texas History. She will be missed.

Ann Richards

September 1, 1933 - September 13, 2006

[kxanaustin]

Barabara Walters is on her way to Crazy Town

Whitney splits from Bobby

Looks like we will never have to ever relive the words..."BOBBY I LOVE YOU" ever again. At least we can hope. Access Hollywood has broken the news that Whitney Houston has seperated from her husband Bobby Brown, and that divorce proceedings will begin once the seperation period has ended. Whitney filed on Friday and Bobby got served yesterday. I wish her all the best in getting her life back on a track and back at the top of the charts.

Whitney is still a hot mess

Well kids...Whitney seems to be creating a comeback for herself, and it seems she has gotten off to a haggard start. She looks as old as her Auntie or cousin Dionne...I mean...really. That is why you should say HELL TO THE NO to drugs, because if they don't kill you they will make you look the opposite of pretty.
[dlisted]

Visiting Laguna Beach 3

I have seen the first four episodes of season 3 of MTV's pseudo-reality show Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County, and I am feeling a bit bored by this season. Granted they are taking a completely different direction characterwise, I am still left kind of bored. I now feel that it is my duty to begin critiquing each character from the show in a heartfelt and brutally honest way. We will begin with Cami.

First off Cami is a wannabe and I can't stand her. She is completely unoriginal and basically just repeats the feelings of other people that are around her...namely Kyndra so that she can stay in good graces with them. Yes, she may be in with the mean ass "It Girls", but she is the lowest one in the rankings. In fact, I think she is more of an accessory for Kyndra to drag around to do her bidding than anything else. She is not cute, and I have yet to see any guy show any kind of interest in her at all, and I doubt that I will ever have to witness that. For instance, when Kyndra was getting her skank on in the hot tub with Cameron, poor Cami was standing by herself looking slightly put off and bored because no mens want her. She may have big knockers, but that doesn't make up for her vapid personality and fat noncute face. Also, can we limit the stories to a one time telling, instead of yammering on and on about them...telling them a gazillion times for the world to hear. Also, why haven't we seen what kind of car she drives? Does she have a car? Thanks.

Portrait of a Little Scary

Dakota Fanning is, whatever the opposite of gracing is, the cover of Teen Vogue this month, and is it just me or is she like the creepiest little kid to ever live in Hollywood? I mean...sure she was cute in that first movie she did...you know the one...where she was acting or whatever. Okay, I don't remember it either, but I remember thinking, "How cute". Fast forward and look at her now. She scares the hell out of me, and I shudder to think of running into her in a poorly lit street on Halloween when she goes out looking for souls to devour while other kids go out looking for candy. Luckily, she already has three potential costumes here. I have seen enough...thanks.

[mollygood]

The Not So News

- Marc Jacobs is the best of NYC Fashion Week. Wish I could be there. [socialitelife]

- Tyra Banks is...well probably not the beast best person to have as your bff...especially when she gets all dramatic on her show with Nicole Richie about how the razzi's make her life so hard, but at the same time someone in her camp allegedly tipped them off about their day of shopping at the .99 Store. Tyra Banks' show sucks anyway. [fadedyouth]

- Hollywood Hustler, Hooker, Rentboy...whatever you want to call it is penning a tell all book and is naming names of some BIG name clients in Hollywood. Read an excerpt here. [hollywoodinterrupted]

- Looks like Katie really wasn't worth all the money that CBS threw at her to get her to move to CBS Evening News. That program is back in last place after people's initial curiosity disappeared after the first week. Can't say I didn't see that one coming...am I right ladies? I wouldn't be surprised if she fell below reruns of the Simpsons that play on my local Fox Station at 5:30.[jossip]

- Martha Stewart likes to moonlight as a vampire, proven true when she licked blood off Dave Letterman's finger...his blood. That can't be healthy...has she ever heard of blood born pathogens? I think OSHA should be called immediately. [dlisted]

This Just IN...or OUT!

According to Towleroad, HOT HOT HOT Thomas Roberts of CNN came out of the closet as a homosexual at the National Gay and Lesbian Journalists Association conference in Miami. I think he is SO dreamy. BRAVA for him, BRAVA! To read about all the deets click the source link below. BTW, he is SO much better looking than Anderson Cooper. Anderson Cooper looks sort of like a ferret compared to Thomas. Did I mention that Thomas Roberts is SO DREAMY?
[towleroad]

Not So News: Afternoon Edition

- Lindsay Lohan gives the world another glimpse of her lopsided vag and also makes me realize why I am a homo. You know...for a girl that can carry around a $10,000 Birkin Bag full of $1 million dollars worth diamonds and jewelry, I have a hard time believing that this girl can't drop some money on some La Perla lady drawers. Beware, this image is NSFW, so if you click it scroll slowly when no one is around. [dlisted]

- The Hoff is a loon, or as looney as a person is that says they "want to be buriend beneath their star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in a glass casket so that fans can see him decompose". [bwetv]

- This one is late getting on here, but Paris Hilton was also burned recently when she was invited to billionaire Richard Branson's son's 21st birthday party. She asked Branson if she could dress as Alice from Alice in Wonderland (as that was the theme...why a 21 year old straight boy would want that as his theme is beyond me...then again I wanted My Little Pony for my theme at my 21st bday...and I was straight back then too). Branson failed to let her know that 60 waitresses would be dressed the same and even purposely mistook her for a waitress and asked for a drink pronto. [dailymail]

- Fergie must have had some goooooood shit if she is calling her crystal meth addiction the hardest boyfriend she has ever had to break up with. When drugs take on a personality and vital organs of their own...you must be high. I always wondered where all that Kids Incorporated money went...now I know. But seriously, girl, if you see him out and about, could you let me know, I have a friend who wants to know why he isn't returning her calls okay. [people]

- Eva Longoria might not want to be so quick to bite the hand that feeds her, making claims she will not do anymore television shows after Desperate Housewives. Maybe she wasn't lying when she said that she would retire back to South Texas when it all comes to an end. [yahoo]

- Bored at work...make your own Simpson's character.

Bride of Frankenstein: Then & Now

It is so refreshing to know someone that purposely goes for "The Bride of Frankenstein" look on any other day besides Halloween. I mean...who else but crazy ass Carmen Electra would do this look? And I love how she has updated it and made it more modern looking with just an upsweeping feathered look rather than an Olgilvie home perm gone wrong that has been teased 10 feet high.

Scurry: Now

Scurry: Then

[splashnewsonline]

Can you get some flip flops?

I mean...really? Leo oh Leo...what the hell do you have on your feet? The all new convertible Ugg? And why did you buy them so big? Did you think you were a size 12 but are really a size 9? I can show you what a size 13 foot looks like...and it ain't yours okay. I think Old Navy has their WT flip flops (which I love btw) on sale for like .99 now...check 'em out. Spread some of that "Catch Me If You Can" money around...because afterall you can't take it with you.

[x17online]

The Not So News

- Paris and her "ilk" continues to be declined entrance to more and more venues and parties in NYC. Could this be the beginning of the end for Paris? Let's hope so. [pagesix]

Vanessa Minnillo is a dumb bitch

I was watching Entertainment Tonight, which I don't normally do because it makes me want to barf, but Vanessa Minnillo is THE worst. She brought us her segment, in which Heather Locklear was pictured leaving a restaurant with a man that wasn't David Spade (who btw...they never reported on that romance), ANYWAY...Vanessa says, "Heather Locklear was seen leaving a Hollywood restaurant with a blonde hunk, but who is this mystery man? He is a fan of Heather's." W. T. F? He is a fan of Heather's? A fan? OH MY FREAKING LORD IN HEAVEN. I have never laughed so hard, because what star just goes to dinner with a fan that isn't a child from the Make-A-Wish Foundation or doesn't have something to do with furthering their career? Thank you for that breaking news Vanessa, you are a true sleuth at reporting...you should totally consider trying to solve the mystery of who killed the original Superman. I think you can rule out that it was one of his "fans". What a dumb bitch. Thanks SO much to Nick for unwittingly causing this hag to stick around for 15 more minutes. Why hasn't Mary Hart gotten her axed yet?

Rocky Boxing

I have to agree with splashnewsonline with this one... BRAVO to Philly for erecting a statue of fictional character Rocky Balboa in the place where the birthplace of America took place.

That brings me to ask the questions..."is this really necessary and how much did all of this cost?" I dunno...this all seems hoaky and dumb. I can honestly say that I have never actually seen any of the Rocky movies...although my 7th grade Reading teacher tried to force us to watch the first one, but me and my friends were too cool to care about learning about whatever it was she tried to teach us. Nor, am/was I interested in seeing a curved lipped, lazy eyed man with an indistinguishable accent try to rise above adversity and what not, because BITCH that is my everyday life okay. But just the part about trying to rise above adversity is my life... I do not have a speech problem, a lip problem, or a lazy eye...unless I am hammered to the wall after 11 tequila shots...thanks. Loved him in Demolition Man though, wait...no, I loved Sandy B in Demolition Man. Furthermore, my life will never be complete until I get a statue of Carrie, Samantha, Miranda, and Charolette erected in the middle of Manhattan okay. [splashnewsonline]