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Thursday, September 14, 2006

Um...$9.50 for lotion?

Since when did Bath & Body Works start believing that their products were worth so much money? Yesterday, I had to go to the mall to pick up some new lenses for my glasses and my mother asked if I would pick up some Mango Mandarin Body Lotion for her while I was at the mall.
Of course, the unattractive sales girl tried to work her womanly ways on me and tried to get me to buy 3 to get the 4th free, and if I weren't gay, her voice didn't sound like Bea Arthur if Bea Arthur lived in Laguna Beach and was named Kristen or Alex, and her face didn't resemble the pizza I had just eaten...maybe I would have gone for it, but I replied, "four for three...what happened to three for two?" She didn't answer. I said...my mom sent me in for one, and that is all I am getting. "But you could totally surprise her with the extras". Um...sweetie...not at $9.50 a bottle, but thanks. I remember when these lotions were $6.50. What has happened, are they putting magic in the bottle too?

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