Cocaine in a Can

Now instead of crowding into a gay bar toilet stall with 5 of your closest friends, vying to hoover a line of Coke up your crusty and worn out septum, you can just pour yourself a nice cold glass of Cocaine to keep your party bumpin' (pun intended). Sure it is highly addictive and probably destroys more brain cells than blow does, but it doesn't have the cost of an 8 ball and it won't cause you to come crashing down like those regular energy drinks. It is like Red Bull but...like...totally more stronger by like 350% and WAY more glamorous and totally legal ya'll. Try a glass today![nypost]