People I am glad that I am not

You know...today has been a slightly hectic day, especially now after lunch, so I think I am going to take my aggression out on three people that I don't know and I am glad that I am not, because no matter how bad it gets...it could always be worse. Now, I present to you three people that I am glad that I am not.
I am guessing they are "Claymates" or something, which makes it all that much worse. If you know these three, then I am sorry for you...really sorry.