Lohan is such a sneaky snake

PageSix is reporting on Lindsay Lohan's lastest devilish firecrotch antics to try to get her Pink Taco Man, Harry Morton, back. I scratched devilish because instead of being smart about getting him back, she actually went with the latter and tried using her crotch:

LINDSAY Lohan hatched a devious plan to make her ex-boyfriend Harry Morton so jealous that he'd fly back into her arms and drive her nemesis Paris Hilton crazy at the same time - but so far, the strategy hasn't worked. On Friday, the day after Morton dumped Lohan and she mysteriously turned up at arch-rival Hilton's house for a party, Lohan's rep Leslie Sloane Zelnik chirped that Lohan and Morton were back together. But it wasn't so. The devious redhead was overheard calling Hilton's ex-love Stavros Niarchos on Saturday to ask for help in getting her revenge. According to our earwitness, Lohan told Niarchos, "No one can know I got dumped . . . You will look like a total stud, and it will drive Paris crazy [if we hang out together]." Niarchos, who fooled around with Hilton just last week, was amenable to the plan. And so the pair appeared Sunday at Dragonfly in L.A. "where they held hands and made out all night and then drove in separate cars back to [Lohan's] suite at the Chateau."
Zelnik didn't return calls. But Morton hasn't swallowed the bait. Spies say Morton, who is sober and does not like to party, broke it off with Lohan because, "She was just too much for him. He tried to calm her down and succeeded a little bit - but it was exhausting. That, and she was extremely jealous and would harass him with texts, e-mails and phone calls constantly."

The article also reports that the Chateau Marmont is finally going to be rid of Lohan and her partying ways now that she has made the decision to move out of the hotel and into her unsold apartment in the Sierra Towers. Okay, can I just say that this girl is dumb. If she REALLY wanted to send this man into a tizzy she would have shown up in public and been snapped with someone who is even more sober than Morton is okay, because that plan to mug down with Starving Nachos is about as transparent as looking out a clean glass window. Furthermore, I have a feeling her plan would not work, and I speak from experience when I say this, when one person dates another person who likes to party their ass off 24-7, but the other person doesn't it is only a matter of time before the party of two comes to an end. Can someone give this girl some lessons in keeping her man?