iPod Update

So, my worst fears were realized Saturday when I took lil Charlieboy to the Apple Store to hopefully have some life put back in him. To my dismay, there was nothing they could do for the poor thing. The tech staff was, of course, like...you can do the recylce program and get 10% off the purchase of a new iPod. Let me just say, that I KNEW it was going to come to this and I was prepared. Let me also just say that I can't live without my iPod. I LOVE it. I take it all over the place with me. You never know when you are gonna need to whip it out with the AM/FM transmitter to get a party started with a fantastic playlist. At any rate, say hello to my new friend, the 5th Generation Video iPod...
When I took the old Charlieboy up to the counter, the saleskid wrapped him in a cardboard sleeve and said..."any last words dude?". In true dramatic fashion I looked at him and made my lip quiver and looked down at semi yelled..."why did you have to leave me!!!!" in one of those breakdown crying voices. Then I immediately snapped back and was like..."oh, I can't be mad at him...he was good to me". I then turned around and walked the hell out of the store with my new iPod and couldn't wait for our new life together to begin.