All Bald Up With No Place To Go

Making NO apologies for stating what is obvious to me, but may be oblivious to others.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Cojo dissed Joan Collins attire?!?!?

Apparently Joan Collins is not happy with a scathing review that Cojo offered up on her at the Emmy's this year. Cojo's exact words were: "dripping with rhinestones from Brooklyn" and said it was a "sparkle attack." He called her outfit "Beyond over the top." She responded by calling him "a horrible hideous man." First of all to Cojo, "hi kettle, you're black". You wanna talk about being over the top have a gander in the mirror, assuming they haven't all shattered in fear that casting your reflection will cause the entire world to turn into pillars of salt. Secondly to Joan I have to say, I would find it hard to take criticism from a scary queen that dresses like this: I mean really...brooches and purple silk scarves are for ladies and drag queens. Wait...I think Steven here could probably be considered being on the cusp of being a drag queen, but that still doesn't make it right. And can we also discuss how Joan is like 70+ years old and looks f'ing flawless. Cojo can only dream to be so lucky as to look as glam as Joan okay. And I am sure she doesn't have vital organs that are so embarassed to be inside of her that they would rather just stop working than provide life.
[jch]

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