The Not So News

- In nasty news today, apparently Dustin Diamond (aka Screech) made a sex tape. Why? I don't know. Who is having sex with him? Hell if I know and I really don't wanna know, but of course, TMZ has a clip. There is supposed to be more to come later, but as I have said many times...I have seen enough, thank you. There isn't a whole lot of visual stuff to see in the clip, but seeing him in a bubble bath and the dialogue alone makes me want to pour bleach in my eyes and puncture my eardrums with a rusty nail. But really folks...who wouldn't want to get with that?

- Daniel Smith's death has been confirmed as being caused by a "cocktail" of several things...or something. I am tired of hearing about it already. [people]

- Banoonce and Gwenyth friends? Huh...wha...who? This seems like an unlikely pair...I mean...what in the hell do they have to talk about? A Grammy and an Oscar are not the same thing. [dlisted]

- Avril Lavigne is a real F-----g lady, especially to the razzi's. [tmz]

- Myspace is expected to increase in value to $15 billion in the next three years. I wonder what Tom is up to today and if maybe he would like to go to dinner sometime?[yahoo]

- Apparently Candy Bergin had a small stroke, but is expected to make a full recovery. [jch]