I'll be your stylist

Okay, granted, Tiger Woods IS a straight man, but damnit, he is rich enough to have a stylist and really, the least his wife could do is make sure he never walks out of the house looking like a preppy gangsta kindergarten student okay. As a gay man, I like to pride myself on my sense of style and knowing what looks good and what works for people. To make this outfit more attractive I would do 8 things to make him more presentable. Granted, I am not sure what event he is at, but in the background it looks like it has something to do with animals or putt putt golf?

1. This shirt is too big. He needs to bring it down one size for a less "trying to be baggy on purpose" look. That is a 1MX shirt from Express for god's sake, it isn't meant to be worn like that.
2. Unbutton one more button for a less stuffy look.
3. Roll the sleeves up because they are clearly too long.
4. I don't like the number 4 so I am not giving a fourth thing he can do.
5. Tuck the shirt in if you are going to leave your sleeves in the down position.
6. The pants are too baggy. A slimmer pant would be better...maybe something with a bootcut as well.
7. The shoes are okay, but a more sporty shoe, possibly a "bowling" type shoe or a brown square toed loafer might be more appropriate for this outfit...IF he were to wear a slimmer pant. The color is good though.
8. Strike a different pose. Maybe a Starlet-esque over the shoulder pose? You look like a nerdy kindergarten student who is posing for a student ID for God's sake.

PS - I almost bought that shirt this weekend. It looked FAB on me, but I have enough purple and pink in my wardrobe to last me a good while.