The Queen of Soul

There is no excuse for this:
NO EXCUSE WHATSOEVER! When your dress fits under your breasts and then pushes the dress back down to that you can see the inside lining of the dress then you either need to find more fabric for your dress or wear a tarp. Thanks. Does she not have a stylist? Does she not have a mirror? Why has the Queen of Soul forced us to witness this? How about giving us some R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Give it to me, give it to me, [jch]

Katie...you've never looked so good

"For the HONOR of GREY SKULL"...oh wait, that is a different type of transformation. The one I am talking about requires a computer equipped with photoshop or one year in the gym and a complete halt to eating. Katie, thanks for allowing yourself to be used in the promotion of unrealistic body image, but nobody that has seen you on tv would ever believe that you are that thin...even if the camera does add 10lbs okay.

Furthermore, can you lay off the spray tan, because "that color doesn't even look good on an orange". Is this slightly disturbing to anyone else but me? [huffingtonpost]

The Not So News

- Lance Armstrong comes and goes with Paris Hilton. Just because you beat Cancer doesn't mean you can beat an STD okay...I'm just saying.[pagesix]

- I also wonder...is John Travolta a good kisser? I guess only his wife beard wife and the guy in this picture know for sure. [wwtdd]

- Lower denim prices are on the way, and not a moment to freakin' soon. I have had it with paying SO much money on one pair of jeans. [menstyle]

- Radio Shack slaps employees in the face by firing them over email, but provide plastic bags to either pack their shit up and leave immediately, OR to kill themselves...leaves that decision to the former employees.[usatoday]

The Puffy Shirt Returns

Um...when your stylist starts creating your outfits based on an article of clothing that was the basis for an entirely hilarious sitcom episode he/she needs to be let go immediately, because to paraphrase Jerry, "It looks stupid and completely ridiculous".

Then again, we have to consider the mentality of the one wearing it and a hybrid version:

[mollygood]

Brody Jenner is SUCH the gentleman

Here is Nicole just walking behind her current publicity stunt "beau", minding her own business, while he is CLEARLY doing the same thing, when a slight breeze blows through and almost causes Nicole to crash to the ground and go rolling into the street like a tumbleweed with legs. Granted it is way too early for such chivalrous things like opening doors for her or cuddling after sex, but damnit can't the boy at least turn around and acknowledge the girl is going down...and not in a good way.

PS - Also, does the play by play of her falling down spark a good chuckle to anyone else but me? I mean...who falls down like that...granted I don't think a person can really help how they fall down once it is set into motion, but then again I don't know many girls who wear 4 inch wedges with shorts and a sweatshirt (circa 1984) in the middle of the day. [x17online]

Just call her jealous

I HAD to comment on this little snippet from PageSix this morning.

GWEN Stefani has had it with the MTV Video Music Awards. The "No Doubt" cutie is said to be "boycotting" tomorrow's show because of the shoddy treatment she got last year. "She had a ton of nominations and was under the impression she would be taking home at least one award," our insider said. "But every award, except that lame best-dressed award, went to Kelly Clarkson, and every time Kelly won, the camera went straight to Gwen. She felt set up." Stefani also thought she was going to close the show - another honor that went to Clarkson. Stefani's rep declined comment.

First off, correct me if I am wrong, but wasn't Kelly sitting exactly three seats behind Gwen at the Music Awards? Secondly, wasn't Kelly's album like 1000 times better than Gwen's? Third why is Gwen being a little bitch about it? Get over it you big polyester hair platinum blonde baby. Gwen's album was good, but it was no "Breakaway" super hit like Kelly's okay. Set up? SET UP? Please okay, you would think John Mark Karr accused her of being an accomplice in the Jon Benet murder. Why would Gwen even go to the MTV Music Awards anyway...is she even nominated for anything? Last time I checked she hasn't done anything since she birthed a baby. [pagesix]

The BDay Lizzy didn't show up for...

So, me and some high school gal pals were going to celebrate Lizzy's birthday this past weekend, but Lizzy didn't show up. We had fun without her, but it would have been a blast if she had shown up. Missed you Lizzy, maybe I can get to Houston again this weekend to celebrate one more time.

Me, Becky, & Benji @ Epic

Me & Becky with Benji's foolish face cropped out

Becky & Lynette

Sorry about the lack of pics...this was about it...but seeing as how the bday girl wasn't there...well, I didn't take very many. On that note, I am going to take a small break from blogging, and by short break, I mean several days. I may not be back until after Labor Day Weekend...barring any big breaking news. I need to recuperate my witty and snarky side of my brain.

The Not So News

- Paris Hilton's album has flipped and flopped like a fish out of water and sold all of 75,000 units in its first week of sales. I have to admit that I did not buy the album myself, despite saying that I might. I did download a few of her songs from iTunes though. [pagesix]

- Meredith Veira is laughing at a joke someone told her the other day...the punchline... "The View". And now she is telling the joke to the press all over town. Funny how quick she is to bite the hand that fed her for so many years before she hit the lucrative "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" in syndication and then the Today show. Watch out Meredith, you saw what happened to Star after she told tales outside of school. [chicagotribune]

- Jeremy Piven lets Access Hollywood correspondent Billy Bush have it when Billy doesn't let up on his line of questioning concerning Hollywood babies. Piven is quoted as saying..."You need another job. You have potential as a human being," said Piven, not at all hiding his irritation. "This may not be right for you. Seriously -- can you focus on other things?" I wish someone would let Mary Hart or EVEN BETTER Vanessa Minnillo or the increasingly annoying Kevin Frasier have it too. Watch the video here. [tmz]

Tara Reid Denied Access

Poor Eve Tara, can't get into LA hotspot Hyde, meanwhile Paris Hilton sails on in. This is some funny shiz okay.

http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=1&pmmsid=1701532

All Bald Up Does NOT Recommend...

I have heard this album in its entirety and all that I have to say is that ripping off other artists' music does not make you talented, it makes you a thief and/or a wannabe. Taking beats from Madonna, The Outfield, 10,000 Maniacs, a slightly Elvis sounding beat, and doing a cover of a Dixie Chicks song does not make you talented. And words like: "yeah come and get it, you hear that cowbell and the cockadoodle doo, come and get some grub now we are at a hoedown, move your hips like a joystick" should be reserved for a 9 year old's diary. While we are at it, don't be surprise if Beyonce comes knocking on your door for stealing "Ya'll ain't ready for this" because she will. Overall Jessy should have kept this Public Affair private...really private.

Only on eBay

As if it isn't bad enough that people sell used underwear and half empty bottles of shampoo on ebay, now you can own a half eaten sandwich and corndog (professionally sealed and unedible) that some cater waiter fished out of the garbage of an event allegedly nibbled on by Britney Spears. This is too gross to even comment on. For all you nasty bastards out there that want some Spears saliva for her white trash DNA, you can place your bid here, you have until August 31st. The current bid is at $41.00.
Now, you let me know when that piece of gum that she chewed on during Matt Lauer's interview and at the Teen Choice Awards goes up on the block and I'll be open to negotiations, but otherwise...no ma'am.

What happened to her?

Wow, I can't believe that Chastity Bono made it to the Red Carpet at the Primetime Emmy's last night. I can only assume that she is doing some kind of correspondence for VH1 Celebreality. Good for her. I wonder what Cher thinks? I am not really feeling the outfit though...she has LOST so much weight since Celebrity Fit Club. Kudos...and I don't mean the candy bar....she looks great.



Um...What? That isn't Chastity? It's Cojo? Are you sure? If that is the case, then I take back everything that I said and will say he looks like shit. He was totally scarey before and now...what the hell happened to him? I know it is wrong to make fun, because he does have that disease and all, but damnit, couldn't ET find someone else that doesn't look worse than him but has more life than Vanillo to play on the red carpet? Who is running that place?

To prove my point:

Heeeyyy, do you like my bicep?

No, I do not. Thank you and goodnight. Saturday night was spent in Houston, supposed to be celebrating my friend Lizzy's birthday, but Lizzy did not show up because she had no babysitter. Happy Birthday Lizzy! Anyway, I had gotten a hotel room for her and two of my other friends to stay downtown so that we would not have to drive back to Pearland semi drunk. We started the night out at the straight bars and ended up at gay afterhours at South Beach down in Montrose. I was dressed cutely, at least everyone said that I was, and I felt confident, composed, and classy...despite throwing back several Mandarin/Sevens and three shots. First off, we walk into SOBE and have to pay a cover. I got through as the door guy was like..."it is $9". I replied..."IS IT?" in my high pitched squealing voice, as he started throwing attitude at Becky. Actually I should say it wasn't the door guy, it was the minimum age earning guy that stamps your hand so you can get back in. We hit the dancefloor and dance for a couple of songs, I go to pee, and run into them when I get back and Becky is not feeling well so she tells me that they are going to the car for a bit. I stand perched looking on the dancefloor for Miles (B's friend from work) and this rugged ass little shirtless Mexigay comes up to me, gives me the up and down look and says..."you're hot, you have a hot body" with a semi thick accent. Can I just tell you that I was not impressed and I replied...um...I have my clothes on, how do you know this? "I can just tell, do you wanna dance?" No, I am waiting for my friends. "Oh, where is your boyfriend?" Stupidly I told him that I didn't have one...dumbass me. He turned around and backed into me and started grinding away and then he grabbed my hands and made me feel his fat bloated body. I was like..."no ma'am". Then he dragged me to the bar where we he proceeded to ask me my name and he told me that his name is Gilbert and that he was just released from the military and it was his frist time in a gay bar. Uh huh...I don't know any new gays that just jump right in and run around a club without a shirt on. I replied...I don't believe you for a second because I don't know anyone that has just "come out" that immediately runs around without a shirt on. At this point he starts posing and flexing. "Do you like that? Do you like my bicep?" I thought...is this really happening to me? He looked SO stupid and I started laughing and said...you really don't need to flex for me, I am embarassed for you for doing that. Just to give you a mental picture, this guy was about 5'6" tall and beefy, but not a good beefy. He clearly works out, but he does not do cardio, and his muscles were not defined at all and he just kind of looked more like he had boobs than a muscular chest. "Am I bothering you? You can tell me if I am bothering you." I thought...let's see what else he will do, and one never to pass up a possibly funny story, I told him no. Then he tried to reach in to kiss me, and I backed away. "Aww...what's the matter?" I said, Gilbert, I don't know you and I may be drunk...but I'll pass on the mouth to mouth, but thanks for assuming that I would be desperate enough to fall for your flexing ways. After dragging me around the bar for what felt like an eternity, but was only 5 minutes I found Miles and left. This story is much funnier when it is performed and I can add his accent, but I will never forget the flexing...EVER.

Your call may be recorded for quality assurance

WILL IT?!?!?!? Can I just say, that in my time with my job and no actual IT department, I have had to do more than my fair share of calling some tech support line to Dell alone, usually getting some hillbilly or an Asian person that I can't understand. I LOATHE calling support lines, much like I LOATHE high water pants, clown makeup, and Vanessa Minnillo. Well, I had to make a call to Kodak's toll free support number last week (when my dad's digital camera's flash stopped working), AFTER going through an online form that was supposed to help me bypass the support line. The interactive troubleshooting was to eventually lead me to a form to fill out and print along with instructions as to where to send it. Well, I fill out the form, submit it, and wait for my instructions to send it off. Did those instructions magically appear? HELL TO THE NO. After spending 30 minutes trying to find more info on their website, I kept getting redirected to fill out the form again and again and again. I was THROUGH. I eventually called Kodak's help line where I reached an Indian woman Abby, who was surprisingly understandable. I immediately told her my situation before she could ask me any questions, our dialogue end like this:
Abby (A): Thank you for calling Kodak support, how may I help you?
Charlie (C): Yes, I am calling about my Kodak camera that I need to send in to be repaired. I went through the troubleshooting part online, filled out the interactive form, and it said I would be provided with directions about where to send it and what to do, but that information never came to me on the screen, in email, or otherwise.
A: Uh huh. Okay, have you gone through the interactive form and troubleshooting guide?
(When she asked me that, I thought...did this bitch JUST NOT HEAR what I said to her? Is this really going to be one of those calls? WHY GOD WHY can't my father do this himself?)
C: Yes, as I already stated, I did go through that form. All I need is the address to send the camera to.
A: Uh huh. Are you interested in a trade in option?
C: No, ma'am, I would just like the address and instructions telling me how to send the camera in.
A: Uh huh. Do you have the reference number provided to you by the website?
C: I tell her the number.
A: Uh huh. Let me check that, one moment please.
C: (thinking) Why does this woman keep saying "uh huh" one second before I finish my sentence?
A: Okay, thank you for holding can you please verify your name, address, and email?
C: I give her all that information.
A: Uh huh, now to verify your email, is it........?
C: Yes, that is correct.
A: Uh huh. Okay, are you aware that there will be a charge of $75 to repair this camera, do you still want to proceed?
C: Yes, I am aware, and yes I want to proceed.
A: Uh huh. Okay, I am going to transfer you to a recording that will provide you with the information you need to send your camera to be fixed.
C: Okay, thank you.
A: Uh huh. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
C: No, that is all.
A: Uh huh. Please hold while I transfer and have a great day.
C: Uh huh. Thank you.
She transfers me to a computer.
Recording: Thank you for calling Kodak repair center...Please listen to our menu options as they have changed. To have a copy of the instructions faxed to you please press 2.
Of course silly me thought...how much easier would that be than scribbling all this mess down? I immediately press 2 after hearing my third option.
R: Please enter your fax number, area code first.
I punch that information in only to get this recorded message...
R: I am sorry, but that particular voicemail box is full, please hang up and dial again.
CLICK
I about had a stroke and I slammed the phone down in frustration. Luckily the woman emailed the instructions to my dad's email as well. FYI, the camera is still sitting on my desk to be sent out.

The Look For Less: Britney Style

Yoanna House would be SO proud of Britney's near exact copy of her fashion choice:and I bet it took less than an hour to throw this mess together. But she gets points knocked off because she didn't totally complete the outfit with a bottle of Snapple Iced Tea and a face full of Cheetos, but hey yo, she is totally rockin' that hat ya'll.

Is there some kind of cartoon wannabe trend going on in Hollywood these days, what with Cammy D looking like a He-Man character and now Britney has copied the stylings of Alice in Wonderland's Mad Hatter? I guess it wasn't enough she look like Miss Piggy, she had to sport the hat too.
[dlisted]

The Not So News

- William H. Macy does not <3 Lindsay Lohan one bit. [mollygood]

- Bitchy Fashion Queen Karl Lagerfeld read some of Hollywood's most famous starlets in his recent interview for Harper Bazaar's September issue. His thoughts on Jessy Simp: "Ecch. I'm not that impressed. I'm not that interested. I'm not that impressed." [socialitelife]

- Jesse McCartney spills the beans as to why JLo really left the set of Dallas. "She didn't get fired. She's pregnant." First of all, I am not really sure who in the hell Jesse McCartney is and secondly, does anyone really even care about JLo anymore? [socialitelife]

- KFed has come out saying that he did SO good on the exam that got him his GED. Phew, and I was afraid that he wasn't even going to be able to fall back on a career at the McDonald's drive thru when rapping didn't work out for him. [mollygood]

Only Scarlet should wear curtains

Can someone tell Mischa Barton to stop watching Gone With the Wind at her Gammy's house because she is tired of Mischa reenacting Scartlet's drapery dress making scene with her window treatments, and as God as my witness I know this girl can afford a stylist.

Once you go black...

Okay, I can only think of three reasons Cammy D would have colored her hair black. 1) She did it to match her dark insides, 2) She heard the story about how much JT's momma loved Britney when he dated her and how much she STILL adores her and figured since they both have bad skin the only thing left was to go see Brit's colorist, or 3) She heard a rumor about a movie remake of He-Man and totally wanted to audtion for the part of Evil-Lyn.
PS - Where is her ass?

One Show I am Looking Forward to

Heroes on NBC

It's A Slow News Day Today

With that said, here are some pictures of my brother's and Nannie's recent birthdays.

Randy's Birthday

Nannie's Birthday

Who would you rather?

A fat but witty Miss Piggy or a fat but dumb WT Britney Spears?

Posh is wasted

I LOVE LOVE LOVE how you can see the drunk in her eyes and facial expressions in this picture. Girl looks like she hit the bottle hard, then again, as skinny as this bitch is, it probably only took a thimble of vodka to knock her to the ground. To see more click on the source link at the bottom.
[hollywoodrag]

All Bald Up Does Not Recommend...

Shopping at Buckle, unless you have a handy supply of Xanax to help deal with the anxiety that will be caused by overzealous salespeople. I swear everytime I go in there...for something specific mind you...they try to get me to buy one of everything in the store. My friend Jason wanted a pair of Lucky jeans so we went to Buckle, where the salesman bombarded us with stupid questions, i.e. are you familiar with the fits that Lucky makes?, did you know that Buckle sells its own version of Lucky's called BKE?, etc etc etc. THEN he comes up to us with the most ugly wash I have ever seen on a pair of jeans and tells us that "Guess makes a really great fitting jean, and I saw that you wear tshirts so I brought you these tees with copper sparkles on them because they really make the jeans POP! What kind of shoes are you going to wear with these jeans...what size do you were...I have a boot over here." OMG, all this in like no time at all. The tees were not really Jason's style and passed on them, but my biggest problem was his reasoning for bringing them over. "I see you wear tshirts"...who the hell doesn't wear tshirts in Texas on a Saturday when it is 300 degrees outside? Then the salesman asks me..."so is he dragging you all over town shopping today?", like we were a couple. I was like...um...what...no. Needless to say, we bought nothing and left him to fold 6 pairs of jeans and several tees. Poor Eve ain't getting a commission off these fickle fags, and if he were a smart salesman he would know that his technique may work on a clueless breeder, but that pushy tactic is not going to work on a homo that knows what is in, what is out, and what works for them...thank you.

Vampire Lohan

I thought black was supposed to be slimming. Also, wearing all black is never recommended for the gal who can't tan, because you just look like a washed up vampire...which Lindsay very well could be, and is she wearing those boots because she is trying out for the role of Pocahontas at Walt Disney World?
[splashnewsonline]

My future ex-husband gets engaged

According to People.com, Superman Returns' Brandon Routh is engaged to some girl that isn't me. That make Charlie sad.
[people.com]

Ahhh Gay "Love", Reichen Speaks about it

You know, I think Reichy might be a little bit drunk in this clip. His eyes look like they are rolling around in his head...much like mine do after one too many Absolut Mandarin and Sevens' topped off by a forced shot from Matt Davis. And speaking of booze, hearing him say, "I have one more thing...I have the most beautiful boyfriend" as his eyes wander the ENTIRE crowd while Lance is to his left behind the camera makes me want to barf like I am sick with a hangover.

Jessy wears extensions

But, I seriously doubt she wears the ones she is gonna be selling at www.extensions.com. I mean...really? How jackass is this ad? Let's dissect this ad shall we? First, Jessy looks like an extra from The Stepford Wives with her head cocked to the side like that. Second, why in God's name would she put her butt ass ugly "sytlist" in the ad with her? He is SO effing unattractive and seeing that blank look on his face added with the fact that he looks like a masculine woman dressed like a 20 year old twink would not make me more inclined to buy synthetic hair. Third, does it really have to say "world premiere"...like it is a movie or something? Furthermore...why can't Jessy find her an attractive gay? There are a million fags in LA that are MUCH hotter and would probably jump at the chance to be her gay. I wouldn't, but I am sure someone would. I say that "hairdo" is a big ole hairdon't okay. Skincare, Clothes, Shoes, makeup, music, movies, and now hair extensions...what will she plaster her name and face all over next, and when will Jessy's reign come to an end? It is time for someone new to be in the spotlight.
[dlisted]

Did Meredith know something we didn't?

Judging by these photos and the direction her hand is going...
She totally knew that Matt Lauer had abs like this under that smart suit of his.

The Not So News

- Paramount realizes Kathy Griffin is right when she says "when you are so crazy the gays won't have anything to do with you anymore" and joins the bandwagon by letting Tom Cruiseazy go after all of his crazy ass shenanigans. [yahoo news]

- A herd pack of lebanese lesbian ladies women decided to beat the hell out of a man for admiring one of their ponytails. [nyt]

- Reichen and Lance were not happy with the accomodations at Stereo House, but decided to leave because they found the place to be "seedy". They opted to stay at WCBS/Ch. 2 meteorologist John Bolaris' house instead. First off, Reichen is worried about staying in a "seedy" place. Seems like he would feel right at home, and I don't know who this John Bolaris is, but can you say "3 Way"? Bite my tongue...that is how rumors get started. [pagesix]

- Britney has decided that, of all things, she wants to be buried with her dog Lucky...you know...like the Pharoahs used to be. Is she aware that the life expectancy of a seemingly healthy but dumb human female is not the same of a nervous and jittery Chihuahua that is prone to anxiety attacks? And if she is, does that mean she is gonna freeze the poor thing when it dies of heart failure, or is she gonna carry its ashes around in her purse until she kicks the bucket? OR maybe she will pull a Romeo & Juliet and kill herself when lucky kicks it. [source]

- Beyonce's daddy is doing his best to delay the release of her second "highly anticipated" album Bidet Bday because of bad reviews and fans scathing comments about how bad it is. I agree, the first two singles SUCKED and the videos just reflect how bad the songs are. Nails down a chalkboard would be more pleasant than Ring the Alarm.[mediatakeout]

- Survivor is like SO racist. Who knew? I have to say this does put an interesting spin on the game though.[dlisted]

Oh Burt

What has happened to Burt Reynolds and how come he left the house looking like this? I guess it is true, you can hit an age where all the plastic surgery in the world cannot turn back the clock. Furthermore, it is one thing to have plastic surgery at 98, but it is quite another to look like hide stretched over skeleton, okay.

[splashnewsonline]

Perfect Placement

Saw this and thought it was funny.

Mr. Spears can't be taken seriously

Well, the rap world has spoken of K-Fed's performance at the Teen Choice Awards, and really...it ain't good ya'll. Now, granted K-Fed is a totally amazing rapper...what with rhyming "superstar" and "superstar" and talking about Christal (despite the current boycott against the stuff), but according to industry insiders there is one big thing holding him back from becoming a "taken seriously" rap star, and it isn't his lack of rhymes or the fact that he is a scab for drinking Christal. That one big thing would be his big fat pregnant gum chewing wife ya'll.

Elliot Wilson, editor in chief of XXL magazine, hadn't seen Federline's TV debut. Still, he called it a "YouTube disaster" — something to be laughed off in hip-hop circles. "I just think we ignore him," Wilson told The Associated Press on Monday. "He's a joke, basically. ... I just don't think he gets it. He doesn't get that he's Britney's man and it's hard to take him seriously."

Jermaine Hall, executive editor of King magazine, echoes that sentiment. "The thing that really hurts him is the fact that he's perceived as Britney's husband," Hall, who had yet to see the performance, told the AP. "You know, kinda like Britney's second — I don't even want to say second in command, but — he's like the Britney Boy. He's like Mrs. Spears, and it's kinda hard to get over that perception."

Britney's boy bitch is probably a little more accurate, but that is just my opinion. Although a boy bitch would be more attentive than this guy is. [yahoonews]

"Paris" Drops Today

I took a listen to Paris' new album on iTunes this morning and my initial reaction is: it is really not bad and I will probably buy it. I am sure it is completely fabricated and overproduced, and as much as I HATE to put more money in that skeez's Dior bag, I will probably buy it. DAMN YOU PARIS...DAMN YOU FOR LURING ME IN WITH YOUR SIREN SOUNDS!

Don't judge me!

Blind Items

In yesterday's page six...see if you can guess/agree with my choices.

WHICH news anchor's boorish behavior forced his network to shell out big bucks to several women so they would drop their sexual harassment claims? He invited the ladies out to dinner - where he often couldn't keep his hands to himself - and then badgered them to come back to his apartment. Now the network is instituting mandatory sexual-harassment-awareness classes

Bill O'Reilly

WHICH movie-star stud is cowering in the closet? He was spotted last month making out at Cipriani in Venice with a hot piece of man-candy.

Vin Diesel (?)

WHICH sexy Latina actress who loves to talk about how much she loves her boyfriend secretly hooked up with an older gent after a recent awards show?

Eva Longoria

[pagesix]

I would give her an F

Nicky Hilton just finished her 8th grade economics project "How to Build a Hotel My Way", presented it to investors as a serious and professional business plan, and then turned it in late to her teacher. I would give her a 58 for being late and for her poor work. Is she kidding me with this? Did she really make a presentation to investors with those as her visual aides? I mean how can anyone take her serious when all she did was cut pictures out of a magazine and paste them to posterboard? Ever hear of using digital resources? While we are on the topic of dumb ideas...how ill conceived is that top? She looks about 10lbs heavier than she probably is. Dumb ass.

And why did she let Paris talk her into bringing her pet with her to the presentation? Is it male or female?

[wwtdd]

Kevin Federline SUCKS

I tell you, much like American Idol with Taylor Hicks, Britney Spears is gonna lose SO much money on her latest venture with hubby Kevin Federline in Federation Records. His performance at the Teen Choice Awards was a riot...and not in a good way. She has got to be the dumbest wife ever. Why doesn't she just throw bags of money out with the garbage? And while she is at it, set him on the curb next to it. And what is with the FUHREAKIN gum? SPIT. IT. OUT.

Enough Brookey

The first time I saw this young man lady with the grillz, I found it amusing that the whitest of white chicks thought she could actually pull this look off, and then found it more amusing when she failed miserably trying to do it. Now, to add insult to injury, the bitch has gone and blinged herself out from head to toe. Rumor has it that the rappers are starting to tone down the bling...guess she didn't get the memo or is trying her hardest to keep the bling alive.

Can we get the girl a grille that doesn't make it look like she has an inch wide gap between each tooth? Thanks.