The Not So News

- Paramount realizes Kathy Griffin is right when she says "when you are so crazy the gays won't have anything to do with you anymore" and joins the bandwagon by letting Tom Cruiseazy go after all of his crazy ass shenanigans. [yahoo news]

- A herd pack of lebanese lesbian ladies women decided to beat the hell out of a man for admiring one of their ponytails. [nyt]

- Reichen and Lance were not happy with the accomodations at Stereo House, but decided to leave because they found the place to be "seedy". They opted to stay at WCBS/Ch. 2 meteorologist John Bolaris' house instead. First off, Reichen is worried about staying in a "seedy" place. Seems like he would feel right at home, and I don't know who this John Bolaris is, but can you say "3 Way"? Bite my tongue...that is how rumors get started. [pagesix]

- Britney has decided that, of all things, she wants to be buried with her dog Lucky...you know...like the Pharoahs used to be. Is she aware that the life expectancy of a seemingly healthy but dumb human female is not the same of a nervous and jittery Chihuahua that is prone to anxiety attacks? And if she is, does that mean she is gonna freeze the poor thing when it dies of heart failure, or is she gonna carry its ashes around in her purse until she kicks the bucket? OR maybe she will pull a Romeo & Juliet and kill herself when lucky kicks it. [source]

- Beyonce's daddy is doing his best to delay the release of her second "highly anticipated" album Bidet Bday because of bad reviews and fans scathing comments about how bad it is. I agree, the first two singles SUCKED and the videos just reflect how bad the songs are. Nails down a chalkboard would be more pleasant than Ring the Alarm.[mediatakeout]

- Survivor is like SO racist. Who knew? I have to say this does put an interesting spin on the game though.[dlisted]