The Not So News

- Lance Armstrong comes and goes with Paris Hilton. Just because you beat Cancer doesn't mean you can beat an STD okay...I'm just saying.[pagesix]

- I also wonder...is John Travolta a good kisser? I guess only his wife beard wife and the guy in this picture know for sure. [wwtdd]

- Lower denim prices are on the way, and not a moment to freakin' soon. I have had it with paying SO much money on one pair of jeans. [menstyle]

- Radio Shack slaps employees in the face by firing them over email, but provide plastic bags to either pack their shit up and leave immediately, OR to kill themselves...leaves that decision to the former employees.[usatoday]