Music Video of the Day

Josh Groban - You're Still You

The Not So News

- Paris Hilton got dissed by Prince recently when she was attending one of his shows in Vegas and he noticed her. He got her up on stage and then said to the audience: “Let’s see if she can really sing.” Hilton immediately bolted from the stage and left after two songs. I love a good bitch slap, don't you? His camp says "no comment, and her camp says "didn't happen", which probably means it happened. She's trash. [usweekly]

- Rapper/Actress Eve got busted for DUI in LA this morning after she drove her GOLD Maseratti over a center divider and totaled the front end. REALLY? Why do these kids drive drunk? Do they learn NOTHING from other celebrity mistakes? Go watch the video over at TMZ. Weird thing about this story is...Sean Penn came to visit her in lockup...what in the hell is that about?

- Sanjaya: "I'm not gay, I just understand women". Uh huh...because all straight men completely understand women...even the ones that grew up in a mostly female household. I am sorry, but you understand them because you are one. I know guys that have grown up in an all woman household and they are not effeminate or nelly like that. He was also quoted as saying: "I had a girlfriend but she became clingy, and I didn't want to get into a really serious relationship because I was 16. I just wanted to date and have fun." Famous last words my friend...famous last words. [towleroad]

She's most beautiful what...?

Most beautiful gap tooth bitch?...because it's not her fault she is so gap toothed. Surely, I had to have fallen into a very deep sleep thanks to the hot power of Lunesta and I am living in a nightmare or I have opened my eyes in an alternate universe where Drew Barrymore is the #1 hot girl. Next you are going to tell me that the Unicorn actually did get on the Ark with Noah and they have become the number one ingredient in McDonald's hamburgers. Please tell me I am experiencing one of those...I beg of you...because I may weep if you don't. Are the people over at People working with beer goggles on? I mean...really. It is okay if they admit it...we have all indulged in a little boozy behavior at work at one time or another, and while Drew Barrymore has gotten more attractive over the years and probably gets drop dead knock down GORGEOUS after 14 beers, NEVER as hot as #1 hot girl for 2007. Okay...even that's a lie...I don't think she would be THAT gorgeous even after 27 beers, a round of booze induced unconsciousness, and 3 Viagra. Of course, last year they had Kirstie Alley's muy gigante ass on the cover last year...so I think People should just not be considered a credible source when it comes to judging beauty. Although, they did get it right with Matt McConaughey for most beautiful man, but I am gay so...oh well. PS, I decided to use her airbrushed photo from People as to try to help support their cause, be we all know that Photoshop was moaning in agony. I just thank my lord and savior Jesus Christ that Cammy D was not on the cover, because...well we all know my feelings on Cammy D. Which BTW, some skinny twig bitch from E! straight up stole my nickname for her. [People]

What's Wrong With This Picture?

#1 - Big ole Al has the homo look of disgust on his face. You know...the look all homos give when someone walks out and looks like a hot mess who got dressed in the dark with one arm in a cast while applying makeup and eating a piece of pizza at the same time and are also color blind.
#2 - Star Jones' arm is disgusting. Her skin looks like a curtain of flesh dangling down like that, and can we please make mention of how her breast also does not seem to be falling correctly either. Seriously...all of her skin seems to not fit anymore. I mean...what do we do when our clothes don't fit, but we don't want to get rid of them? All together now...get them altered...and honey...that skin looks like it could use a few darts. How does Al sleep with it?
#3 - Those gold bangles...no words needed.
#4 - Since I do not know what this photo is from, I am assuming they are toasting her, which would be the reason Al is scowling. He is thinking what I am thinking...why they toasting this hussy...she ain't nothing special. She don't even have a real job right now okaaay.
#5 - Why would people be at a party with Star Jones anyway? Was Debbie Matenopoulos not available?
[photo:kennethinthe212]

Put It On My Tab

I have expanded my blogging life to include another more personal blog that will feature my friends, me and accounts of my life in pictures and words. I plan on updates happening once a week...most likely on Wednesday or Thursday. Hope you enjoy. Click on the link below to head over and check out my first entry, and thanks for checking it out!

Put It On My Tab

The Not So News

- TMZ is announcing that Rosie will announce that she is leaving The View when her contract is up on today's show. All I gotta say is those ladies better start looking for new jobs because that show is will run out of gas pretty quick when Rosie is gone. I wonder what kind of job Lissy will be looking for? Stock girl at Century 21 sounds appropriate. [tmz]

- Anderson Cooper showers in his drawers at Equinox gym in NYC. I probably would too if I had people skulking around me all the time too...and also because I am a grower not a shower. [janetcharlton]

- ASIA NITOLLANO is the new Pussycat Doll. [justjared]

- Beyonce made some commercial that had to have subtitles added to it:

I mean...I totally believe that she would be walking down the street listening to her OWN music, don't you? And House of Dereon?...is anyone even buying that mess? I don't know one single person that has...so I guess we should expect it to end up on the racks at the local TJ Maxx.[justjared]

Music Video of the Day

Mindy Smith - One Moment More

Music Video of the Day

Jem & the Holograms - Can't Get My Love Together



I used to LOVE me some Jem and the Holograms! SHOWTIME SYNERGY!

Lay Down With Me

Stephen?

The Not So News

- Sanjaya named Maxim's "Girl of the Day". [maxim]

- Is Lindsay Lohan a big lez? [egotastic]

- Leann Rimes is SUPER SUPER successful. I mean...REALLY successful. And you will know YOU are successful when you grace the front of a Corn Flakes box too. [bastardly]

- Anna Wintour sticks it to Tyra proclaiming the real "World's Next Top Models" are gracing the cover of Vogue next month. Now that is a reality show I would watch...anything with Anna Wintour as the main character. [jossip]

- Fox Reality Channel to exploit drunk bitches with "Confessions" webisodes by plying fools with booze and then shoving them into a booth to confess all their desires, rants, raves, and everything in between so that people can make fools of themselves in front of literally tens of people instead of just the one they would normally drunk dial. [variety]

What do you mean Ladies Night? Where are the ladies?

I mean really...these are the most masculine looking women I have ever seen at a basketball game. Kimora, Tyra, and Beyonce attended the Knicks VS Nets game at Madison Square Garden last night in NYC.
And really...do these girls really watch and keep up with basketball or are they just out to get photographed. [dlisted]

Hey Cutie

Have you missed me?

I have to apologize for the complete lack of posts lately. The Sheriff of my home county passed away this past Saturday, which made my dad the appointed Sheriff in charge and I have been helping my parents deal with the transition. The Sheriff's funeral was today, but I think I will wait until next week to pick things back up again. It is very bizarre, but I feel like I have been a sponge to my parents' emotions. They seem to be going and going and I have been worn out...kind of like sitting in a hospital all day. So, I have no idea if I am giving them my energy or what, but I have been zonked the last few days. At any rate, thanks for missing me, and I will be back next week. MUAH!

Who's Your Daddy?

I mean...really? A volunteer fire fighter got arrested for being drunk, and going out in a public park where children play and exposing himself to people. In the end he was asked why he was dressed like this...he was on his way to a gay bar to win a contest with a prize of $10,000. Um...I don't think he would have won. This man is TORN up. That Britney wig is unflattering, and is he using fruit as breasts? What is wrong with people? You can read the whole story here. Click on the picture for a larger view if you fancy it.

The Not So News

- JLo fulfills her civic duty as an American Citizen and reports to jury duty. Why is my local news station, KEYE 42 "My Eye on Austin" reporting this? [keyetv]

- Lipo scars on your stomach are NOT, I repeat, NOT cute. You would think these celebrities would find a plastic surgeon that knows what he is doing, and didn't get his degree from the Univeristy of Phoenix Online Medical School. [cityrag]

- Poor ole Mary Jane (aka Kirsten Dunst)...nobody wants to have sex with her. He was probably afraid of getting mangled by her teeth. [celebuslam]

While Alanis was making fun of Fergie

someone else was doing it MUCH better. Introducing Greg Scarnici as Fergie:

People say the DUMBEST Things

From a conversation on IM regarding working out and my current appearance and someone that is trying to get in shape in two weeks (circuit party name and city name have been taken out to protect the stupid) :

"Well you don't have a circuit party to get ready for in two weeks.....We're going to "Circuit Party" in Anytown...it's kind of a tradition."

I laughed SO hard at that, and can I just say that...um...opening presents with your mom's side of the family on Christmas Eve is a tradition. Going to a family farm for the July 4th weekend every year, that's a tradition. Going with your friends and getting cracked out at a circuit party...that is not a tradition, that is a weekend hanging out with your friends, spending buckets of cash, and getting wasted, but to each his own I guess.

BTW, for those not in "the know", a circuit party is a big gay dance event that involves loud trance music, expensive drinks with very little booze, sweaty shirtless men/boys of varying ages (some hot but most not), and any kind of drug you could ever think of to take in an environment like that. They are usually held to make someone A LOT of money or to benefit some kind of charity...you know...like fighting the spread of HIV, despite the fact that most people at these events are cracked out of their heads on crystal meth, GHB, or X, which will probably result in a lot of unprotected sex, thus making the fundraising for HIV prevention moot. I have been to a couple of parties since coming out (but did NOT partake in the drugs), and while I did have a great time with my friends, the rest of it was pretty underwhelming. I mean, you can only stand in mile long lines to the bathroom because people insist on going in in groups to hoover coke or whatever up their nostrils and watch tweaked out messes dance continuously without stopping while mugging down with the nearest sweaty body, and 50+ year old men chase after 20 year old twinks for so long before it gets old and you get tired of pointing at it and start to fail being able to find humor in it.

Music Video of the Day

This is kind of funny, because it is TOTALLY a joke, and clearly Alanis has A LOT of time on her hands. I present Alanis covering Fergie's "My Humps". Enjoy...it is a fun time.