What's Wrong With This Picture?

#1 - Big ole Al has the homo look of disgust on his face. You know...the look all homos give when someone walks out and looks like a hot mess who got dressed in the dark with one arm in a cast while applying makeup and eating a piece of pizza at the same time and are also color blind.
#2 - Star Jones' arm is disgusting. Her skin looks like a curtain of flesh dangling down like that, and can we please make mention of how her breast also does not seem to be falling correctly either. Seriously...all of her skin seems to not fit anymore. I mean...what do we do when our clothes don't fit, but we don't want to get rid of them? All together now...get them altered...and honey...that skin looks like it could use a few darts. How does Al sleep with it?
#3 - Those gold bangles...no words needed.
#4 - Since I do not know what this photo is from, I am assuming they are toasting her, which would be the reason Al is scowling. He is thinking what I am thinking...why they toasting this hussy...she ain't nothing special. She don't even have a real job right now okaaay.
#5 - Why would people be at a party with Star Jones anyway? Was Debbie Matenopoulos not available?
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