The Not So News

- JLo fulfills her civic duty as an American Citizen and reports to jury duty. Why is my local news station, KEYE 42 "My Eye on Austin" reporting this? [keyetv]

- Lipo scars on your stomach are NOT, I repeat, NOT cute. You would think these celebrities would find a plastic surgeon that knows what he is doing, and didn't get his degree from the Univeristy of Phoenix Online Medical School. [cityrag]

- Poor ole Mary Jane (aka Kirsten Dunst)...nobody wants to have sex with her. He was probably afraid of getting mangled by her teeth. [celebuslam]