The Not So News

- Anna Nicole died of an "accidental" overdose. We all knew THAT was coming. [breitbart]

- Some department store has ads that seem to be marketing to older men who like to keep the company of younger boys. They call it "Fathers & Sons", but that isn't what the pictures are saying to me. Ahh...to be young again. My question is, why did they have to pick an unattractive twink? Then again, I am not aware that there is such a thing as an attractive twink. You be the judge. [plasticbag]

- Donatella Versace upstages Elton John at HIS 60th birthday by almost crashing to her face. [dlisted]

- Leave it to one of my home state of Texas' senators to come up with an ill conceived "you have got to be f'ing kidding me" idea of paying dumb skanky slutty hos $500 to carry their baby to term and then hand it over to the state, but to make sure that the illegals don't cash in on this, you must be a United States citizen AND a Texas resident. Who is electing these damn fools? What a jackass. I mean...really?!?!?!?!? [huffingtonpost]

- And speaking of ill conceived ideas, I present to you "Black Sheep"

Thank you and goodnight!