Just Asking

WHICH socialite was conspicuously absent from the front row during Fashion Week because she was in rehab? The bride-to-be went to a "special spa" to conquer her cocaine habit before the wedding .

- I don't know nothing about socialites getting married.

WHICH celebrity mom joins her daughter in snorting lines of cocaine?

- DUH, Dina Lohan does!

WHICH soulful singer is bulimic? Friends are concerned the stress of having a new album is causing her to throw up her meals .

- Joss Stone?

WHICH funnyman is having an affair? His wife doesn't mind - she's got her money and her status to keep her company.

- Hell if I know.

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