The Not So News

- Yes...because getting your initials tattooed on your "girlfriend's" wrist will totally stop her from cheating...especially if her name is Kristen Cavallari and she is going to Miami for spring break without you. I just hope a bigger star like...say...Urkel isn't down there, because I have a feeling all it would take is just a little more star power for her to cheat. [pagesix]

- Madonna to make a guest appearance on Nip/Tuck next season. Ryan Murphy, the genius behind the show and my all time favorite show Popular, wants to pen a role opposite of gal pal Rosie O'Donnell. Also possibly making cameos are Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock. [contactmusic]

- Oh Elisha Cuthbert...do you NOT read the tabloids or watch ET? Why oh why are you hanging out with Paris Hilton? HELLO! You know she only needs a ride so she doesn't end up in jail for driving with a suspended license again, and nobody else was in town to pick her up. Isn't this ho old enough to afford a chauffeur, or has work gotten so slow for Elisha that she had to take up a part time job carting Hilton around? [flynet]

- Rosie will be sitting pretty for another year on The View. Rosie has signed on for another year, after helping to add 75,000 viewers a week. [pagesix]