Page Six Discussion

- Isaiah Washington may have just fagged himself out of a salary windfall. Seems his foul mouth and diva antics are keeping him from cashing in on a hefty payday that could have been but will probably never be. If they won't fire him, then hitting his pocketbook is the next best thing...I guess. Although he makes more per episode than I will make in a year, so I get very little satisfaction from that. [pagesix]

- Poor Katies Holmes. I bet she never gets a single solitary moment alone and away from her bat shit crazy husband Tommy. Seems he has made it known to producers of her new film "Mad Money" that he will be on set everyday. I bet this loon watches her take baths and even washes her hair for her while she is in the tub. Makes me think that maybe she has tried to escape, but he is having none of it. PS - There will be no sex scenes in this movie, and dumb slag gave up her role in the Batman prequels because there was supposed to be a sex scene with the ULTRA HOT Christian Bale. [pagesix]

- Star Jones is back and she is a "lawyer". [pagesix]

- Not to be outslutted by her older dumbass sister, Ashlee Simpson was working her koochie at Le Deux this weekend. When she got shot down by Ryan Phillipe, she moved on to Chad Hugo from the Neptunes and eventually left with him. First off, if you are trying to boost your profile, aren't you supposed to leave with someone that at least 75% of normal people know? I have never heard of this Chad person nor the Neptunes. Papa Joe is not going to be happy with lil' Ash, because she is clearly not mirroring big sis's career and lovelife moves by shadowing a someone who might be a homo. [pagesix]

- Jared Leto is mending a broken nose, a broken foot, and a broken ego. Seems his band, 30 Seconds to Mars, was playing in El Paso when he decided to do a stage leap into the crowd and not one soul tried to catch him and then they stepped on him. A witness at the concert said they were given no warning, and Leto's camp says the fans rushed the stage. You know...I am thinking he jumped into the crowd. How sad for him that people just let him fall to the ground. It reminds me when Gretchen Weiners (Mean Girls) thought apologizing for being so popular was the way to make all her wrongs right. I would totally point at him and laugh. What a dumbass. Speaking of Jared Leto, check out these before and after fat/skinny pictures of him for his last movie. GROSS! [pagesix]