The Not So News

- Djimon Hounsou was seen shoving his tongue down the very tranny-esque Kimora Lee Simmons at a party for Emmy award winning Forest Whitaker, and ended up leaving together. My question is...would you make out with this, and if not, then why would anyone else? She is a monster. If you don't know what he looks like, click the source link and you will recognize the picture on Page Six. [pagesix]

- Seems Lissy Hasselback's days on The View are numbered after Rosie went off on her on Wednesday's show. Rosie told Lissy she was wrong in her opinion of the Patriot Act and then Lissy accused her of being ageist. Whatever. Lissy is ignorant and nobody likes her. NOBODY. Honestly, does she need to cry? Get a thicker skin and a backbone you silly twat. It also says she is looking for a permanent position at E!, which would be fitting for her. She can head on over and hang out with "I'm Not Gay" Seacrest in his closet, talk about her conservative views while he braids her hair, and tries to tempt him into a game of Seven Minutes in Heaven. I would hate to see what her parents are like. [pagesix]