Why Don't I Have My Own TV Show?

I am glad you asked, because it seems ABC thinks a show based on the GEICO cavemen would be a better idea.

Naturally, the show will be called "Cavemen" and will follow the lives of the cavemen as they live their life as thirtysomethings in modern day Atlanta. Total winner! Kudos! This show is going to be HUGE! This idea is not ill-conceived at all. [abc]