The Not So News

- Paris Hilton got dissed by Prince recently when she was attending one of his shows in Vegas and he noticed her. He got her up on stage and then said to the audience: “Let’s see if she can really sing.” Hilton immediately bolted from the stage and left after two songs. I love a good bitch slap, don't you? His camp says "no comment, and her camp says "didn't happen", which probably means it happened. She's trash. [usweekly]

- Rapper/Actress Eve got busted for DUI in LA this morning after she drove her GOLD Maseratti over a center divider and totaled the front end. REALLY? Why do these kids drive drunk? Do they learn NOTHING from other celebrity mistakes? Go watch the video over at TMZ. Weird thing about this story is...Sean Penn came to visit her in lockup...what in the hell is that about?

- Sanjaya: "I'm not gay, I just understand women". Uh huh...because all straight men completely understand women...even the ones that grew up in a mostly female household. I am sorry, but you understand them because you are one. I know guys that have grown up in an all woman household and they are not effeminate or nelly like that. He was also quoted as saying: "I had a girlfriend but she became clingy, and I didn't want to get into a really serious relationship because I was 16. I just wanted to date and have fun." Famous last words my friend...famous last words. [towleroad]