"You're Young and You're Wrong"

Rosie shot off at Elisabeth about the Patriot Act this morning on The View, which prompted Elisabeth to start flapping her arms wildly because she couldn't form a sentence to express her opinion. Click the picture to watch the clip at TMZ.com, or click here. I wish she would have made her cry, and Elisabeth probably did shed a few tears during the commercial break. Elisabeth is trash and is not as smart as she thinks she is...and I really wish that she would realize that. TMZ also says, "Rosie then really stuck it to Elisabeth, suggesting that resorting to ageism is the only way she can bottle her Hulk-like rage to sit at the same table with someone with whom she disagrees "so abhorrently"." My favorite part about the whole thing isn't Rosie telling Lissy like it is, but it is Joy laughing about it the whole time and not even really trying to hide it. LOVE HER!

Blind Items

Which coked-up, oversexed celeb, not previously linked with guys, gave a pleasant surprise to a visiting gay New Yorker in the backyard of a pre-Oscars party in l.A. Friday night?

- Well, one would probably have to be Anderson Cooper, and the other...I dunno.

Which two male TV actors (one of whom is married) were making out in the bathroom of the Vanity Fair Oscars party Sunday night?

- I don't even know where to begin.

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Houston: Nightlife & BBQ Cookoff

This weekend was the start of a birthday week for me. My birthday is actually tomorrow, February 28, but I started the celebration early this year. I made my way to Houston this past weekend for food, booze, and fun with some of my closest friends and confidants. Friday night I hit Midtown Houston with my friends Becky and Lizzy. These two girls are a couple of the best girlfriends that a gay can have. I ALWAYS have a fantastic time with both of them, and the best part is once the laughter starts, it never stops.

Some of my favorite memories from the weekend: Tarquitos, $10 cover for guys, "Your boobs are huge", "There is an hour wait, but even as cute as I am?"(said by a hideous girl), "Sir, is there really an hour wait?", I lost my keys at the George R. Brown Convention Center, "I have to say that I do like Lexie, but Alice is another story", Benji, I thought you were an axe murderer, Why does she have that around her neck?, DAMN she looks old in that picture, We have to get to the club because we only have 20 minutes until last call, "Um, I said no eggs on my tarquito", "this sausage burns, and not in a good way", "I love what you haven't done with your walls", and there are SO many more that I can't even think of right now.

Thanks for the memories girls!

Saturday, we went to Reliant Stadium for the BBQ cookoff and hung out with Mark and Jason. It was SO much fun. We are for sure going back next year. Our first stop was at the Lee County tent, where Idalia, Carrie, Laura, Becky, and the rest of their crew were hanging out eating DELICIOUS food and drinking beer.

Here is a picture of Laura, Me, Carrie, & Idalia. These girls are some crazy fun, SO SO FUNNY, and I LOVE LOVE LOVE all of them!

At some point, Idalia gave me her cherry. YUM!

This was some random hot guy that wandered into their tent. Carrie, Hot Guy, & Becky.

This guy was HUGE. My gentle giant. Can't remember his name, but I am 6'2" and he was well over a foot taller than me and his foot was the size of my Jeep. This is Jason and me on the train ride back to the hotel. We went out Saturday night, but during an exchange of my camera from me to Mark, it got dropped on the floor of the train and quit working until the next day, so I have no pictures from Saturday night, but it was a fun night that included a gay country bar, a dark and scary leather bar full of...something, and me tracking dog shit into my new friend Al's Jeep. Sorry Al!

Video of the Day

Give It To Me - Timbaland ft Nelly Furtado & Justin Timberlake

And She's OUT!

Financial lady guru, Suze Orman, has come out of the closet.

"Orman says she 'has a relationship with life,' so [Deborah] Solomon presses her, and Suze then reveals that her 'life partner' is Kathy Travis and, 'We're going on seven years. I have never been with a man in my whole life. I'm still a 55-year-old virgin.' Orman says they'd like to get married, and both 'have millions of dollars in our name. It's killing me that upon my death, K.T. is going to lose 50 percent of everything I have to estate taxes. Or vice versa.'"

Now I understand her love of the smart pant suits. Good for her! [towleroad]

The Not So News

- Mischa is such a bff of Nicole's she has taken up the same driving habits. [flynet]

- Rats apparently love Taco Bell/KFC combo stores in NYC, and are clearly well fed. Those damn rats are bigger than my Pug. See video here, and PS, that anchorman used to be a Sportscaster in Houston on the WORST station EVER...Channel 2 and he looks like he has had quite a bit of work done on his face...that's right I am talking to you Chris Wragge. And also, I think the reporter doing the story is a little bit dramatic. I bet she sings in off off broadway plays. [dlisted]

Music Video of the Day

Britney Spears mashed up with Amy Winehouse's song Rehab.

Music Video of the Day

With Love - Hilary Duff

Just Asking

WHICH hard-partying celeb takes her escapades well into the next morning? Sources saw her snorting lines at 10 a.m., but the real problem isn't coke - waitresses at Privilege overheard her demanding "meth" from her friends.

- Britney Spears

WHICH athletic new reality show contender has a history of giving roses to other male atheletes?

- ?????

WHICH consort pimped out his girlfriend? He kept her on drugs and collected a fee every time she had sex with yet another man.

- Howard K. Stern, how else would you explain all these "daddies" coming forward.

[pagesix]

The Not So News

- Usher is off the market. He is engaged to his girlfriend/stylist Tameka Foster. [pagesix]

- Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz sets the record straight about is relationship with Ashlee Simpson by saying he would date her in another universe and that he is attracted to "creative" people. This can't be good for Daddy Joe. [pagesix]

- JLo is slated to perform on American Idol on April 11. Cue the backup track. [MSN]

- Like we didn't already know this, but Howard K. Stern is a scumbag. Basically, he is also a deadbeat and allowed made Anna Nicole pay for all of his expenses, probably forever. [tmz]

- Of course, the day wouldn't be complete without more unseen footage of Anna Nicole at a West Hollywood Gay Bar WITH Larry Birkhead, Howard K, and the Dr Kapoor guy that prescribed her all the methadone. In the video you will see a shirtless Dr. and Anna Nicole acting ignunt. It is actually pretty gross. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Stern and Birkhead were in cohoots together. [tmz]

The Not So News

- Rehab for you, Rehab for me, Let's all go to rehab. Britney Spears has added herself to the long list of stars to enter rehab. Of course, rehab for substance abuse is a totally different thing than rehab for racism and making homophobic slurs. Let's hope it sticks longer than her one day stint in rehab in Antigua. [TMZ]

- George Takei has come out representing gay people giving his thoughts on Tim Hardaway's hatred of gay people.



- Project Runway's winner, Jeffrey, is po ass broke and designing the costumes for the "Bratz" movie that is being run by Paula "I have never been drunk in my life" Abdul. [gawker]

- Brody Jenner is a douche of EPIC proportions, and don't even get me started on that cheesey sleaze bag friend of his, Spencer. What a couple heaps of trash and wastes of space. I don't know what is worse...having a friend that gives you the advice to use a girl's eating disorder for publicity or actually taking that advice. [people]

Howard K Stern isn't a greedy bastard at all

Of course...this video does not prove that.

Thanks Tyra

You are truly an inspiration for breaking down so many barriers Tyra. You stripped down to a bikini that was chosen for you by someone else and photographed by a white man. COME ON! I mean...I also realize that it is the "Tyra" show, but all the self indulgent, self absorbed, self promotion has gotten a little bit out of hand. Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King, and Harriet Tubman would surely join in Tyra's celebration of Black History month if they could, and I am SO sure this is exactly what the men and women who deemed February as Black History Month had in mind as a reason to celebrate when it was created...Tyra Banks talking about her damn self and how young women can have themselves objectified by men. See, this is why she will never be Oprah...because Oprah does not talk about herself in a narcissistic way, nor would Oprah consider posing on a Magazine cover and then bragging about it...mostly because she already owns the magazine and can do what she wants.



PS - Can someone please teach this cow to speak in a less halting manner?

What had happene was...

Remember when Vivica A. Fox was hot? Remember when? Do you? And remember when she looked even a gazillion times hotter standing next to fug? What has happened? I mean really? Star Jones looks like the monster she has always been, but Vivica...you used to be so fit and gorgeous.
Something has happened to Star's titties and it ain't pretty. Vivica on the other hand has put on some pounds and looks like a black Britney Spears without the meth addiction.

The Not So News

- Anna Nicole allegedly demanded Dannielynn's nanny underfeed her so that the baby could be "sexy". Like my friend Joey said..."who doesn't want a sexy baby?". I mean...for real. The nanny also claims that Anna Nicole told her that she would have to kill her if Dannielynn ever called the nanny 'mom'. [nydailynews]

- Beyonce stands next to a lifesize version of her SI cover and proves that someone wore out the Photoshop, and possibly even killed it. [dlisted]

- Tyra Banks is bringing all back to herself once again in another vain attempt at idolizing herself by putting on the same polka dot bathing suit she wore on the SI cover 10 years ago. Really? Where is this picture gonna run...because the SI edition has been published and released. I imagine this is yet another stunt that will be broadcast on Tyra's show, Tyra. Where the hell have they kept that bathing suit all this time, and I am sure it moaned in agony as she put it on. [justjared]

- Finally some good news about Vanessa Minnillo. Bitch's contract with MTV will not be renewed when it is up at the end of April. Apparently she wants to leave and the feeling is mutual with the head honchos at MTV. Thank God people are seeing the light. Bitch is like a real life cardboard cut out. Emotionless, fake, and wasting space. I just hope her ass leaves ET too. Between her, Mary Hart, and the endless coverage of Anna Nicole I could just spit. [pagesix]

- Taylor Hicks is a DEEEEVAAAH like Mary J. Bliiiiiggge and Dion Warwickkkk. [socialiteslife]

The Not So News

- Kelly Clarkson and Dale Earnhardt Jr? Of course, they would associate the two because they were seen canoodling in the lunch room and giggling. Lil' Miss KC needs to get her ass in the studio and get her next album out pronto...I am tired of waiting. [gabsmash]

- Some chick/model/heiress dissed Britney Spears when she declined to give the spiraling downward Pop star one of the 100 purses she designed exclusively for Heatherette because she says Spears is not a good role model. Who is Lydia Hearst...I wouldn't know her from...well, anyone I don't know. [nydailynews]

- High on love, the boys over at Google temporarily forget how to spell their name on Valentine's day.
- Janet Jackson enters grocery store...confusion ensues as she slingshots to the 21st century. [gabsmash]

Covergirls

So, I was quite excited when I heard that Jennifer Hudson was going to be gracing the cover of Vogue next month, only to be disappointed when I saw the cover shot. Girl looks like she is about to attack someone and steal their food. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Jennifer Hudson, but I think Anna Wintour, in cohorts with Matthew Knowles, secretly picked the worst picture they could of Ms. Hudson. Annie Leibovitz was the photographer, and I have a sneaking suspicion that Anna probably said..."they want real girls...we'll give them what they want. Make her look REAL, and when we are done...nobody will want to be real and they will be begging for us to bring plastic back". You know if Beyonce were on the cover they would have her airbrushed that ho to perfection, and not put her on the cover looking like she is about to attack the buffet at Golden Corral. [CL]And speaking of airbrushing, and not to be outdone by Jennifer. Beyonce was, for whatever reason, chosen as the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition covermodel this year. Why? I thought this cover was reserved for models and athletic model looking types. No doubt Matthew Knowles had a hand in this mess too. I am tired of seeing the same damn celebrities all the time. Give America a break!
[dlisted]

Intervention? Hardly.

It seems every Z-list "celebrity" is coming out of the woodwork to talk about how they are Dannilynn's daddy or how they saw Anna Nicole's death coming and how they played a part in trying to stop it from happening. The scary ass Barbi Twins have come out saying they staged an intervention with Anna Nicole to help her get clean and that intervention went something like this:

Favorite Playboy Playmate duo the Barbi twins (Shane and Sia) say they tried to stage an intervention with Anna Nicole Smith years ago - but their efforts were a bust. The titillating twins told TMZ.com they left a phone message urging Smith to go to AA with them but "we never heard from her again."

Okay...1st off, a "bust"?...I LOVE PUNS!!!! 2nd, an intervention includes more than one person on the telephone saying "you have a problem"into voicemail...especially considering these girls were probably half in the bag and drunk dialing Anna on their way to their first AA meeting. An intervention actually involves getting a group of people together and "intervening" in person, with the threats of cutting them off from everyone...and here Anna Nicole turned it around and cut them off, if they were ever really "friends" to begin with. What kind of crap is that? They should totally watch the show called "Intervention" to see what a real one looks like, that way next time they "stage" one it might be more effective, okay. 3rd, I don't think I would have answered the phone if I knew two silicone enhanced skeletal monsters were on the other end of the phone. Would you? 4th, when Anna heard "Barbi twins" on the voicemail she probably thought..."Barbie doesn't have a twin" and threw her phone in the garbage because she was mad that Mattel sold her a defective Barbie phone.[Pagesix]

Hidden Message

So, some people clearly have a lot of time on their hands...and THANK GOD for that because this little tidbit might have gone undiscovered had someone not found it. From last week's episode of Lost during the brainwashing scene, there was a hidden message in the film playing. Have a look see.



Only fools are enslaved by time and space. What does that mean? What?

A Crying Shame...a damn one at that.

Apparently Entertainment Tonight has paid Howard K. Stern $1 million for exclusive interviews regarding Anna Nicole's death. Yes...$1 million. They paid $1 million for this:



This whole performance wreaks, and squirting visine in your face or hiding onions under the table to make tears does NOT count as real sorrow. I mean this guy totally had something to do with it, and there could be video of him injecting her with a syringe of green chemicals from a can with a skull and crossbones on it and he would look less suspicious than this. COME ON! Shame of frakin' ET for even pandering to this mess. I mean...really? $1 MILLION for that? $1 million? I have seen enough thank you. Let the poor woman rest in peace. It is bad enough that there are now like 5 or 6 guys in the running to be the baby's daddy...and you know the only reason they are coming forward is because of the money. The courts need to get that baby back to the US and give her to an anonymous family that has no idea who she is or what she has come from, that way the poor thing will be guaranteed to be loved by a family that actually wants her. The worst part...there isn't even any contact information on ET's website to bitch about this whole thing. All in the name of money. Sad sad state we are in to exploit the woman's death like this.

Sty For Sale

Sometimes I like to look through the real estate listings in Austin to see what is on the market and how much houses are going for. You would think that if people were going to allow a realtor to post pictures of the inside of their house they would clean up a little bit. I came across a condo that would be totally cute if it wren't such a pig sty. Based on these three pictures would you purchase this house?

Open medicine cabinet, Rudy's BBQ cup, no toilet paper on the roll, clothes on the floor, dirty rags on the counter, contact lens solution, and probably a terd floating in the toilet.
Clothes on the floor, no linens on the bed, swivel chair in the middle of the floor, and are those boxers on the floor?
Empty beer cans on the counter, pots and pans not put away, trash bags on the counter, cheap ass Smirnoff Vodka. WHO LIVES HERE? I didn't get the shot of the living room saved, but they have a life size poster of Michael Jordan on the wall.

Meet Milca

Isn't she just darling?Or how about her best friend Benedetta?

They make a lovely pair of friends, no? Hopefully you are saying: No...no they don't actually. These are two of the most hideous and scarey "come to life at night and stab you but not before stealing your soul so that they may come to life" dolls. I think the second one is Chucky's long lost sister. I do not know who is buying these dolls, but apparently these two and many more just like them have been produced since 1995. I have a feeling I will be seeing both of them in my nightmares tonight. Check out the whole line here.

Make Me Do Double Take

I don't follow baseball...or many other sports for that matter, but how cute is David Wright of the NY Mets?

Gays scarier than terrorists

On February 8, at hearings on the State Departments 2008 budget, Condi Rice made mention that there is a shortage of linguists, and Representative Gary Ackerman noted that 322 language specialists had been fired because of "Don't ask, don't tell"...also zinging Condi Rice with the inference that the the US Armed Forces are more afraid of gay people than terrorists. He also made mention that if the terrorists were to find this out, they would send in a band of lesbians to force the US out of Baghdad. It is quite something to watch.

R.I.P. - Anna Nicole Smith

Several news and entertainment websites are reporting the death of Anna Nicole Smith.Anna

Nicole Smith has died, this according to her attorney Ron Rail. Smith collapsed at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida and died at a local hospital hours later. According to hotel officials, Smith was "unresponsive" and emergency responders performed CPR at the scene and a breathing apparatus was inserted in her throat. Anna was immediately transported to Memorial Regional Hospital in Hollywood just after 2:00 PM EST. WFOR-TV in Miami reports that Anna was found unresponsive in her hotel room. Local streets were closed off to rush Smith to the hospital, three miles away. Paramedics were seen pumping her chest as she was taken from the hotel.

You know, with all the suspicion surrounding the death of her son, and now with her death, I think something peculiar is up with all of it. I would be willing to bet that her shadey ass lawyer/husband had something to do with this. I am sure he was all..."have a bite of this and take a sip of that...it's good for you". This whole thing is just shocking, and my sympathy goes out to her family and her new baby girl. Unfortunately, we will all have to hear about this nonstop on Entertainment Tonight for the next month as they dig up "lost" footage, which was never really lost so much as it was never aired. I can't wait to hear the fake sadness in Mary Hart's voice and the fantasy of punching her in the face and kicking her in the vagina.

Lack of posts

Hey kids, sorry about the lack of posts lately. There hasn't been much in the pop culture world that I want to talk about and I admit to being lazy too. I am gonna take the next few days off to reengergize myself and see if I can't cultivate my wit.

Someone take his picture for him

I have never been able to figure out why guys take shirtless pictures of their refelections while they stand in front of a mirror flexing their freshly worked out body. I mean...to me...it would make more sense to get a friend, sibling, or a random stranger you will never see again to snap a more flattering picture rather than a poorly lit camera phone bathroom shot. Then I came across this picture of Josh Henderson, current youngst bad boy from Desperate Housewives, on his myspace and was even more at a loss for words because he could easily go out and get the shots done by a professional photographer. Granted, I am not complaining one bit...I am just at a loss because it is kind of cheesey.
Check out his myspace for more pictures.

Who's dumb?

I mean...AOL needs to be careful who they are calling dumb...especially considering someone on their staff can't even spell the word "dumbest" correctly. Click the picture for a bigger view.

Amazing

It it totally amazing how much a person's appearance can change with some veneers, some spackle, and a WHOLE lotta photoshop, but Kudos to him anyway. I present the old Elliot Yamin (from last season's American Idol):

And the new improved with a new album to boot Elliot:

Personally, I would sue the record label for putting that CLEARLY altered face on the album cover. Still not hot.

Whatever they're selling...

I am buying! These are Canadian ads for a product called Reversa.

The Not So News

- Jessica Simpson's dumb ass credits the movie "The Notebook" for providing that moment of clarity that she should end her marriage to Nick Lachey. Um...did she not watch the entire movie, because it wasn't about divorce...it was about NOT getting married to the wrong guy and reuniting with the love of her life after external forces did their best to keep them apart. Dumb slag. Someone needs to beat her. [source]

- Ted Haggard has been cured of his homosexuality. Yes...cured, for now. He, amazingly, completed a 5 year program in only 3 weeks. Something tells me it probably didn't stick and he has a hankering for a big ole piece of meat. He will be moving to Iowa or Missouri and getting an online degree in Psychology...presumeably from The University of Phoenix alongside his wife. Uh huh...yeah...he will totally be using the internet for college. I also presume that if he does get this online degree he will start a "get the gay out of ya" practice and either 1) get caught in another compromising situation with a patient, or 2) spread more hate and bullshit about how you can "cure" being gay. Sorry, hun, it isn't a disease, but you sure are deluded. [denverpost]

What in Gay Hell?

Click here to see Tom Cruise try to dance with his prisoner wife at a Mark Anthony/JLo concert. I don't even know what that is they are doing. She is just bee bopping up and down and he resorts to giving her a massage because she is so damn tall and clearly can't freak a woman twice as tall as he is. Talk about awkward body language. He is probably thinking...what pose can I make with her that will look like we are a loving married couple, but will be the least gross for me? If that is what their dancing is like...I would hate to know what they are like when they make love. Oh, who am I kidding? Tom has probably never seen her vagina.

Photoshop me GORGEOUS

I found this and thought it stunning...the best part, "fixing" an 8 year old boy.

Homo Blind Item

WHICH American star's new relationship is a complete sham? The buxom babe has agreed - for a fee - to be seen out and about with her latest beau in a bid to quash persistent rumours about his sexuality.

Duh, John Mayer

If John Mayer is, in fact, gay...why does he dress like he rolled around in a pile of clothes at Good Will and just walked out with what stuck and look like he has never heard of Pantene Pro-V? I mean really? Hobo Chic is not cute. Furthermore, I did a random poll of both gay men and straight women, and 3 out of 3 of them deny having any attraction whatsoever to him or his gravely voice. Then again...who in the hell cares about either of these two people? I am glad this hooker isn't in the news or on magazine covers, or her dad isn't publicly fondling her at a red carpet event.

What is Wrong With This Picture?

I didn't realize Fergie's breakout role was ET. Did you?
[wwtdd]

SNL: Right

I will not kiss your ass Tyra...

mostly because I am afraid of it swallowing me whole. I mean...really. How does this slag still have a talk show? She makes me want to barf...and even worse is her studio audience. When I was in LA trying and succeeding on getting on the Price is Right, we sat next to the people being interviewed for her studio audience. One word...TRASH. It was a zoo. I have never seen so many beasts. And all of them wanted to go on to see her bad overacting like this clip of her talking about her fat ass.



PS - I don't think Oprah would use such foul language on her show, and isn't that Tyra's ulitmate hero?

Hideous...Just Hideous

You know, I am sure their intentions were good when they designed and produced this shoe, but this is one of the most hideous pair of Chanel's I have EVER seen. Even on sale it is still $1480.00.

[bluefly]