The Not So News

- Kelly Clarkson and Dale Earnhardt Jr? Of course, they would associate the two because they were seen canoodling in the lunch room and giggling. Lil' Miss KC needs to get her ass in the studio and get her next album out pronto...I am tired of waiting. [gabsmash]

- Some chick/model/heiress dissed Britney Spears when she declined to give the spiraling downward Pop star one of the 100 purses she designed exclusively for Heatherette because she says Spears is not a good role model. Who is Lydia Hearst...I wouldn't know her from...well, anyone I don't know. [nydailynews]

- High on love, the boys over at Google temporarily forget how to spell their name on Valentine's day.
- Janet Jackson enters grocery store...confusion ensues as she slingshots to the 21st century. [gabsmash]