Intervention? Hardly.

It seems every Z-list "celebrity" is coming out of the woodwork to talk about how they are Dannilynn's daddy or how they saw Anna Nicole's death coming and how they played a part in trying to stop it from happening. The scary ass Barbi Twins have come out saying they staged an intervention with Anna Nicole to help her get clean and that intervention went something like this:

Favorite Playboy Playmate duo the Barbi twins (Shane and Sia) say they tried to stage an intervention with Anna Nicole Smith years ago - but their efforts were a bust. The titillating twins told TMZ.com they left a phone message urging Smith to go to AA with them but "we never heard from her again."

Okay...1st off, a "bust"?...I LOVE PUNS!!!! 2nd, an intervention includes more than one person on the telephone saying "you have a problem"into voicemail...especially considering these girls were probably half in the bag and drunk dialing Anna on their way to their first AA meeting. An intervention actually involves getting a group of people together and "intervening" in person, with the threats of cutting them off from everyone...and here Anna Nicole turned it around and cut them off, if they were ever really "friends" to begin with. What kind of crap is that? They should totally watch the show called "Intervention" to see what a real one looks like, that way next time they "stage" one it might be more effective, okay. 3rd, I don't think I would have answered the phone if I knew two silicone enhanced skeletal monsters were on the other end of the phone. Would you? 4th, when Anna heard "Barbi twins" on the voicemail she probably thought..."Barbie doesn't have a twin" and threw her phone in the garbage because she was mad that Mattel sold her a defective Barbie phone.[Pagesix]