The Not So News

- Anna Nicole allegedly demanded Dannielynn's nanny underfeed her so that the baby could be "sexy". Like my friend Joey said..."who doesn't want a sexy baby?". I mean...for real. The nanny also claims that Anna Nicole told her that she would have to kill her if Dannielynn ever called the nanny 'mom'. [nydailynews]

- Beyonce stands next to a lifesize version of her SI cover and proves that someone wore out the Photoshop, and possibly even killed it. [dlisted]

- Tyra Banks is bringing all back to herself once again in another vain attempt at idolizing herself by putting on the same polka dot bathing suit she wore on the SI cover 10 years ago. Really? Where is this picture gonna run...because the SI edition has been published and released. I imagine this is yet another stunt that will be broadcast on Tyra's show, Tyra. Where the hell have they kept that bathing suit all this time, and I am sure it moaned in agony as she put it on. [justjared]

- Finally some good news about Vanessa Minnillo. Bitch's contract with MTV will not be renewed when it is up at the end of April. Apparently she wants to leave and the feeling is mutual with the head honchos at MTV. Thank God people are seeing the light. Bitch is like a real life cardboard cut out. Emotionless, fake, and wasting space. I just hope her ass leaves ET too. Between her, Mary Hart, and the endless coverage of Anna Nicole I could just spit. [pagesix]

- Taylor Hicks is a DEEEEVAAAH like Mary J. Bliiiiiggge and Dion Warwickkkk. [socialiteslife]