What in Gay Hell?

Click here to see Tom Cruise try to dance with his prisoner wife at a Mark Anthony/JLo concert. I don't even know what that is they are doing. She is just bee bopping up and down and he resorts to giving her a massage because she is so damn tall and clearly can't freak a woman twice as tall as he is. Talk about awkward body language. He is probably thinking...what pose can I make with her that will look like we are a loving married couple, but will be the least gross for me? If that is what their dancing is like...I would hate to know what they are like when they make love. Oh, who am I kidding? Tom has probably never seen her vagina.