What had happene was...

Remember when Vivica A. Fox was hot? Remember when? Do you? And remember when she looked even a gazillion times hotter standing next to fug? What has happened? I mean really? Star Jones looks like the monster she has always been, but Vivica...you used to be so fit and gorgeous.
Something has happened to Star's titties and it ain't pretty. Vivica on the other hand has put on some pounds and looks like a black Britney Spears without the meth addiction.