More Photos of my new Pad

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Pretty Things

I am always blown away by the exquisite and exotic one-of-a-kind items that I can find at Neiman Marcus...I mean...where else would I possibly find something as gorgeous and not at all tacky as this lamp? And, yes, there is a matching one that goes right along with this one. Who buys shit like this?

I REALLY Don't Want To Guess...

From today's NY Post gossip section comes a VERY disturbing "just asking" blind item....

"WHICH hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual? The heartthrob snuck into his ex's apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently, the ex ended up in the hospital - and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut?"

First of all...can you rape the willing? Kidding! Um...I don't know that I want to know that some hunk I lust after is a closeted self-loathing homophobic rapist. I mean...I am all about being manhandled and stuff, but my ass clamped shut when I read this. Rape is no laughing matter.

Go Ahead...Google "Glamour Shot"

3 Gay SIMS Castaways on Wii

Flirt

Cake Art

Moving SUCKS!

The View From My New Apartment

My New Apartment

WOOO...let's get TRASHED BETCH!

Forbes Magazine has named my beloved Austin, TX, as the hardest drinking city in America for 2008! I could not be MORE proud of this fare city! 61.5% of the people in Austin say they have had a drink within the last 30 days and a "staggering" 20.6% confess to binge drinking...YEAH!!!!! I think the binge drinking percentage is a bit too low, because I know all of my friends binge drink. I could not be more proud...keep up the good work you drunken whores! I will see all of you out on Saturday night.

Let The Credits Start To Roll...