WOOO...let's get TRASHED BETCH!

Forbes Magazine has named my beloved Austin, TX, as the hardest drinking city in America for 2008! I could not be MORE proud of this fare city! 61.5% of the people in Austin say they have had a drink within the last 30 days and a "staggering" 20.6% confess to binge drinking...YEAH!!!!! I think the binge drinking percentage is a bit too low, because I know all of my friends binge drink. I could not be more proud...keep up the good work you drunken whores! I will see all of you out on Saturday night.