You Are Extremely Elegant

This is hilarious! Dimitri sounds like a super fantastic catch and I can't figure out why Olga hasn't called him back, but I am glad that his combined 20 minute messages have been posted to the internet, because it is GOLD!!! He doesn't play games like on stupid TV shows, but he will grant you this...

My favorite quotes include:

"You can erase my number if I don't hear from you by 3PM Thursday."

"I am great in bed."

"Maybe your mom has cancer and you are taking her to chemo."

"If you are psychologically normal and you haven't called me because of some horrible event that has happened in your life that's fine."

He reminds me of this tool that used to run around Austin telling people that he is "a great catch", but for reasons uknown to any of us, he couldn't keep a boyfriend for longer than a week. Call me...you know...only if some crazy emergency hasn't happened.