They're dropping like flies

First we saw Jessica and Nick doing their living and loving for the world to see on MTV, then we watched it all fall apart.

Clearly not smart enough to learn a lesson from that hot mess, Travis Barker and his wife Shanna Moakler decided to take turn at the wheel of playing their life out for the world to see. Travis Barker has filed for divorce from Shanna.

And to add insult to injury two of the Laguna Biotches are also SO DUNZO with their prospective beaus. LC and Jason have broken up, although LC should never have taken his deadbeat ass back after kissing Jessica in the parking garage, and Kristen and Brody have also called it quits (again). Will the breakups last...only time will tell. I imagine MTV will want some LC/Jason drama to help fuel "The Hills" for its second season, and I am guessing Kristen is currently satisfied with the rumors that she will be starring in a movie with (of all people) Avril Lavigne, but once people start forgetting who she is again, she will be back with Jenner to get herself back in the "news". How can people stretch their 15 minutes so far?

Lessons to be learned: 1) NEVER let MTV interfere in your life, no matter how fun it may sound, because in the end you will be alone. 2) NEVER date anyone you have met on MTV in some "reality" show.