Casper shows himself...and he is a girl

Actually, that is just Kelly Osbourne walking on the beach. Who knew that crispy white trash blonde tips and dark roots were back in? Although the bigger question isn't...what is the SPF of her sunscreen (because I recommend a full Islamic veil and robe...because EVERYBODY knows you can't get any stronger than 45), but the bigger question is...what are they doing to catch the guy that beat her ass with the ugly stick?

Kicking a brightly colored beach ball? That is not very goth of you Kell.

Words can't really describe this one, so I will leave it to the readers. All I can say is...the veil...trust me...it conceals all imperfections. [Splashnewsonline]