All Bald Up With No Place To Go

Making NO apologies for stating what is obvious to me, but may be oblivious to others.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

I HATE "that guy"

We all know one of "those guys". Today "that guy" is the one at the gym that feels the need to grunt and moan and carry on while lifting weights. Typically, I would not have a problem with this particular specimen if he were say...hot, but this one isn't. So, quick backstory. There is this guy that has started going to my gym and I would say that he is probably in his late 50's and maybe early 60's. He drives a Harley, has a receding hairline with a gray braided ponytail in the back and some kind of gold indian feather earring in his left ear. NOT HOT. He always has to make these loud noises when he lifts, like...GRRRRR, OOOHHHHH, EEHHHHHHH, and what not. He even has to make a very loud "AAAAAHHHHHH" after he takes a drink out of his water bottle. I mean...is it vital that he do that? Does he really need to make all these noises while people around him are trying to do their own thing, which may or may not include listening to the tv during their workout? What is even worse than that is he stinks. He smells like he has been riding that damn motorcycle all day along plus, you know how hair and scalp start to smell when they haven't been washed in a few days...well he smells like he hasn't washed his hair in a month. It is completely disgusting and I cringe when I see him there.

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