Oh Janet

If ever three things did not mix, they would be Chanel, McDonald's, and Pirates on one piece of jewelry. I realize you probably miss McD's a lot since you lost all your weight, but is it really necessary to add its logo to your Chanel necklace? Are you sending a silent message to the top dogs at McD's to warn them of your impending arrival back at the fast food giant once your album promotion is over, and that they better be damn well prepared to take your order? And what is with the skull and crossbones? Did you begin your diet right before McD's did a Pirates of the Carribean promotion with their Happy Meals and you were so mad that you went out and got your own prize because you can't order anymore Happy Meals? I will say that it does look stunning in your gorgeous cleavage though.