Get off me

I look at this picture and all I see is a man desperate to be somewhere else. Poor Justin can't get that acne scarface woman to leave him alone.
In my mind, I can just hear her saying..."Justin I love you so much and if you ever leave me, I will hunt you down...I will find you Justin, and I will never let you leave again. So you might as well just get used to me being around forever. You don't want to live a real life "Misery" do you...because you will Justin...you SO will. Now are we good? Even if we aren't, we SO are...because I know that you really love me as much as I love you. Fantastic, now Justin since we are both on the same page and you see it Crystal Lite clear, let's go upstairs and do it."

Oh, and Cammy darling, while we are on the subject of pick axes...stop picking at your face, because it just makes it worse, and with High Def screens slowly taking over the world you might want to jump on the Proactiv bandwagon with Jessy, Lindsay, Kelly, Vanessa, and Diddy or invest in a good dermatologist who can laser the hell out of your face because seeing craters in your face is not acceptable when you bring home $20 million a picture...mmmkay?