I'm, like, a totally COOL mom

Here we see Melanie Griffith's 17 year old daughter, Dakota, bumming a cig and a light from her WAY COOL Mom. "It's the secret to totally staying skinny Dakota, because with a name like Dakota, you are gonna need something going for you...and being skinny will be that something. God, what were we thinking when Don and I named you?"


Of course, the legal age to buy cigarettes, and smoke them is 18. THANK GOD Mel's around to let the authorities know she gave Dak her permission to light up...assuming that the proper authorities would actually care, and we all know that nobody has cared about anything involving Melanie Griffith since "Working Girl". [SplashNews]