Overheard at Golden Corral

I lent a hand to my parents and brother as they moved him into his new shit hole living quarters this weekend (whole other story). We didn't get to eat lunch until 2:30ish, and of course, mom suggested Golden Corral (blech). We sat next to a black family of about 14 people. It was odd because half of them spoke proper english and the rest spoke ghetto ebonics. One of the ebonics girls was talking to her aunt about some science class:

"Ugh, yeah, and we used that plastek tubing that they use in like that plumbin and stuff...oooh...what it called...we used PCP Pipe...yeah...that it...PCP pipe".

I thought...whoa...what kind of experiments are you doing in science? Last time I checked, that white piping was called PVC pipe, and PCP pipe implies something totally different. Luckily, the non ghetto aunt corrected her, because I was about to, but couldn't stop laughing.