I must "Confess"

I admit that, despite being a homo, I am not the biggest Madonna fan. I know I know...that is as blasphemous as some of the things she does in her shows. I like her music just fine, but I don't like it so much that I would pay to see her in concert. Especially considering she makes them turn off the air conditioning because it helps her voice. I sweat profusely in those conditions...I don't smell, but I sweat and sweat...and I am not going to subject myself to that kind of torture unless I am going to climax at some point in the show. Anyway, I guess that she was just before my time or something...I dunno. Well, on her current tour she "nails" herself to the cross and sings (which song...I dunno), and of course this has raised eyebrows and what not...just as she would like. Well it seems the youngsters of the world really couldn't care less about good ole Madge. This is especially true of Italy's younger set. “If I wanted to see an old woman climb up onto a cross,” said one young Italian, “I’d visit my mother for Sunday dinner. Booyah! Did you hear that? I made an American Catskills-style joke! I rock! Heh… But, in all seriousness, Madonna sucks.” I have no opinion of her really. I have friends that like her, friends that love her, and then friends that LOVE her (Joezay). Give me good ole KC and I am set...thanks.