YIKES!

Much like this doll:

Tara Reid scares the hell out of me!

What has happened to her face? Oh yeah...too much boozing and falling down and boozing followed by more falling down. It looks like a blind ass hairdresser with the shakes decided to cut her hair in the dark. Maybe it was $5 trainee haircuts day at Supercuts. If this is what alcohol does to your skin and face and body and hair, then I think it will be water for me from now until I die. Oh who am I kidding, I can't say no to a delicious Absolut Mandarin and Sprite.