Speaking of Jordache Genes

Here we have Ashlee Simpson looking a hot mess with her ever changing appearance...this time in the form of dirty toilet water colored hair, a butchered flour sack dress her gammy used to wear, and panties. Keep the legs closed ho, because that terd colored clutch ain't doin it, or wear something that actually covers you because NOBODY (except maybe your perverted "incest is best" loving dad) wants to see that. Clearly, Papa Joe approved this little diddy before Ashy's momma could get a look at her before she left the house. Do us all a favor and be less skanky in your choice of attire, better yet, how about you just not come out in public at all...thanks!