Missed Connection

This has to be my favorite Missed Connection...revenge is best served as a piping hot plate of grits to the face of a dumb ass criminal.

So like, I'm really sorry I missed you with that swing of my bat to the side of your face. I'm also really sorry that my kick to the back of your leg didn't keep you down long enough for me to wring your fuckin' neck. You sure are fast! But not fast enough. In your effort to get away, somehow YOUR FUCKING CELL PHONE fell out of your oversized pants. I called "JP" (he was the last dialed number on that piece of shit) and explained that I had "found" your phone and would be more than willing to come over and deliver it to you. Now I've got your address...