Pregnant Hooker or Britney Spears?

We have girls that look like this in my hometown. They are unwed, white trash teen moms whose baby's daddies have elected not to claim ownership of their child and who will ultimately end up on one of Maury's "Who's my baby daddy, I know he my baby daddy" shows. Sadly, Britney is not much different, what with an absentee husband and well...outfits like this that make her look like she just came from a meeting at the local "family crisis" office. Maybe she went there because she needed diapers. That is what the "beat down" women USE our local office for. "Yes, my husband beat me, but some Pampers will make it better...can I have some, and can I get some wipes too? Thanks." You think I am joking, but...no. Although, they don't drink Starbucks Grande Mocha Caramel Frappucinos.

And is it me...or does she look like a hooker in this outfit and makeup?

So much for a comeback. [X17]