Today's edition is brought to you by...

ohmiBod.com. Providing "acsexsories" for the gal on the go who has it all but still wants more. They offer products that are perfect for even the most discriminating ladies who have always wondered what it would be like to 'Vibe' out to "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas, or "How Many Licks" by Lil' Kim featuring Cisco. The louder the volume the harder the ohmiBod rocks! Who says you need a steady pulse when you can get off to the beat of a song? Don't take ohmiBod's word for it...just listen to these testimonials:

I never write these things but having just used "OhMiBod" for the first time I had to let you guys know it is simply brilliant. The whole body experience was amazing. Highly recommend to anyone who wants a new and unique way to "feel" their music. Stephania TX

I received my "OhMiBod" as a shower gift. Love it!!! I am ordering one for everyone I know this Holiday season. What a fabulous idea!!! FYI to your other users: My fiancé downloaded him talking to me onto my iPod and it works even to the sound of his voice!!!!! Makes my traveling a lot less painful!!! J.N. San Francisco

Okay, to the second testimonial...how exactly has this made traveling a lot less painful? I mean...do you miss your fiance THAT much that you need him to record his voice and whisper sweet nothings so that your vibrator...you know what...nevermind...I don't even want to know. If you people go to this site, please read all the testimonials...they are so dumb, and I have a feeling the last one was made by a couple of queens, because I don't know of any nonfreaky straight dude that is gonna get a splitter so that they can both enjoy the thing during foreplay okay. [ohmibod]