SO...THIS is why Buhnoonce got wasted

Mystery solved and it only took half a day to figure it out. Gwenyth Paltrow sang with Jay-Z...on stage...with her real voice, which incidentally sounds like a banshee with laryingitis, whooping cough, AND a sinus infection. It is about as smooth and flowy as swimming in a pool of nails...nails that bite your flesh and poke holes in your eardrums. I would surely have to drink myself into oblivion if I had to endure this...live no less. Kudos Candy Bar goes to Buhnoonce on this one, but at the same time...she could have offered Gwenny a few hot tips on how to create a thriving music career okay.

PS - I have no idea what Jay-Z is gonna have to do to get his hot street cred back, but I am sure it involves killing about 80 people with an untraceable Gloch, smuggling ivory, and trafficking a gazillion lbs of weed.