I love a Pelican

Kids, let this be a lesson to you. Getting boozed up into oblivion, doing lines of coke, chain smoking, and partying until 4am every single night tends to take its toll on you at some point or another. That time seems to have come for good ole Lindz here. Notice the excess chin, and the fact that she looks about 35. Yes, the party hardy lifestlyle may seem all glitzy and glam but I would rather sit at home and stay fresh looking rather look like a haggard down troddin Lohan, because it isn't cute.

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