Paris Gets Clocked

And no, I don't mean she is appearing on Flavor of Love. It had to happen sooner or later because we all know that despite Shanna Moakler being a beauty pageant winner, she is probably one crazy bitch. Paris was attending a Rolling Stone Party at Hyde night club when she apparently got a fist to the face from Moakler. Apparently, Paris had just gotten back from Europe with Travis Barker...Moakler's ex. TMZ has this to say about the incident:

"Elliot Mintz, Paris' publicist, tells TMZ that his client was at Hyde nightclub Wednesday night and at approximately 1:10 a.m. she says she was approached by Shanna, who allegedly began screaming obscenities at her. Hilton says at that point Moakler struck her in the jaw with a closed fist as she continued to shout profanities. Mintz says Moakler was restrained and several people helped Paris exit Hyde. Mintz says Hilton never touched Moakler. Mintz and Hilton then went to the LAPD's Hollywood Division where she filed a police report, alleging battery.We're told Moakler also went to the station to file a report against Paris' companion that evening, Stavros Niarchos, alleging that he poured a drink over her head. A source tells TMZ that Moakler alleges that Niarchos shoved her down some stairs. We're told police took photos of both women at the station, though it's unclear if either showed visible signs of injury. Mintz told TMZ, "I would encourage Paris, with the consent of her attorney, to seek a restraining order against Moakler to prevent any escalation of this irrational and dangerous behavior." We're told some of the dancers from "Dancing with the Stars" witnessed the incident. Moakler was a contestant on the show but has already been eliminated from the competition."
I love a good scrap between the ladies. I dunno why, because as a gay man, it shouldn't affect me, but it is fun to watch, and I would have LOVED to see this happen...PAID to see it. I think in this case, it has to do with the fact that Paris runs around getting her kooter poked by everything willing to take the risk of catching something from that infested area, and Paris should have known that one of these days she was gonna get clocked by woman scorned, and who better to do it than Moakler? And after Jay-Z sang with Gwenny, it would seem Moakler has surpassed him in the street cred department. All I can say is that I laughed and laughed and laughed when I read this.