A lethal combination

So, my weekend was a blur. I had fun all weekend. Saturday, I made my way to Eeyore's Birthday at Pease Park with Joezay, Fatt, and Jonathan for a day of sweltering heat and ice cold beer. The weather was predicted to be gross, but it cleared out and it was actually quite a gorgeous day. There was a ton of people watching, a drum circle, and beer. There was a man there that was painted all silver. Joezay said that he is a regular who has become a fixture. He didn't really do a whole lot for me with his sagging flesh and well...do I need to say anything else?

However...had he looked like these two with the silver paint slathered all over his body, he would have done a lot for me. One time.

We made a fruit loop around the park until we came upon this sesspool of disease.....

Okay, I am all for splish splashing in the water and having a good ole' time, but that water has to be completely chlorinated, enclosed in a concrete bowl, and not left over rain water that is teaming with ecoli. Kids were just rolling around in this mess like it was no big thing. I guess that is the benefit of youth...you don't have OCD about germs and filth...but their parents should. UGH, I am grossed out thinking about it. After walking around a bit, and drinking the heaviest "light" beer I have ever had, the craziness began. Fatt, Joezay, and I could not stop making fun of people and laughing. There was this one guy that looked like he had the ugly stick worn out on his face. I wish I had a picture of him, because he was UGLY. For some reason, I can't post the other pics from the festival.

Moving on...I have figured out that TrimSpa and alcohol can be a "deadly" combination. I use the word "deadly" very lightly, as I am still alive and it was actually my behavior was more funny than anything. Before anyone says anything...yes I know I am skinny and do not scream the question "WHY ARE YOU TAKING TRIMSPA?" at me. It was a one time thing because I needed an energy boost after drinking beer all day in the hot sun. Fatt said it would okay, because he used it at work the previous day. I popped two pills, drank a glass of water and waited for the magic to happen. 30 minutes later I was bouncing off the walls like a rubber ball. I was happy go lucky and just sailing away. My friends enjoyed watching my antics play out. I flitted around like a butterfly and spoke to all kinds of people that I wouldn't normally just walk up and talk to. It was a good time, but all good times must come to an end, and around 5am I crashed and was exhausted the next day, but that didn't stop me from going to the lake where I called someone out that was like, "oh, it's nice to meet you". My reply, "We have met. Once at the Thanksgiving party, and I hung out on your boat a whole day last year at Last Splash. We talked about what you do for a living and you even gave me your card...thanks." "Sorry about that" was the reply. No problem, that is why I am here...to remind you. Then the weekend came to a close, and I came back to work to a virus infected computer that won't show my desktop. If anyone knows how to fix this problem...please call me or leave a comment. The error said "Winlogon.exe error. Please close" or something to that effect.

One other sidenote that I just want to throw out there. I didn't know whether to be sad, concerned, or laugh when I ran into someone I used to date and he looked like a homeless person that has been hanging out with "Tina" and looks to have spent a couple of nights sleeping with her in a dumpster. I wanted to tell him that he looked a wreck and that it might do some good to start saying 'no' to drugs and 'yes' to food, or if he is not on drugs, then he needs to eat and get his skinny ass to the gym, because the emaciated heroine chic look is OUT, and healthy habits of eating and staying in shape are the new black, and if he is trying to obtain a twinkish look, like many of his very young friends have, then he is well on his way. Although at 30, a man should not have the body of a 18 year old. It is kind of gross and unnatural, unless it is for a circus act. I suppose my lack of consideration or the fact that I don't care kept me from saying anything. Then again, the TrimSpa did give me a touch of the ADD so I was probably already focused on something else before I could say anything. Oh well, Merry Crystalmethmus! Say "hi" to Whitney for me when you run into the "snow bank" outside the crackhouse.