What next for my iPod?

I regularly read several blogs out there for information that I am too lazy to look up to present to people that actually read my blog. Well, today I was going through my weekly catchup and I made my way to Queerty and got a load of something that sort of blew my mind...and not at all in a good way. I present to you the iBuzz:

I will let you read all about it to figure what it is about, although I am sure all of you are smart enough to figure it out (especially the homos, single gals, and the married ones whose partners don't quite do it for them in the budoir). I am so glad that there is a device out there that literally let's me get off to Madonna. I mean...really.