The Not So News

- Are you ready for a "Lohan Holiday"? Ali Lohan thinks so. She has recorded a nifty little Christmas album for the holidays with big sis Lindz on backup. There is actually a song called "Lohan Holiday". I don't think I want to experience a Lohan Holiday, as I am sure it involves lots of Coke, lots of booze, and a drunk ass mom who makes everyone call her the white Oprah and while she proclaims her endless love for George Clooney. BTW, Ali looks a tad bit high on the album cover. [dlisted]

- Neil Patrick Harris' publicist says: "He is NOT gay!". Now that we know what she says...what does Doogie Howser himself say? Does anyone really care? Not so much. [towleroad]

- Ivanka Trump and That 70's Show actor Topher Grace spent Halloween together? I don't get it. Is that a joke? [people]